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"Husk would be jealous of Angel's work-" Nah bro this is the vibe

#huskerdust #this is real!

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Family 💚💛

#huntlow

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They forgot to tell him

#hazbin hotel

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you ever get Supernaturally Beckoned to draw something

#one piece

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I read "My Way of life" and I'm in love, bye

#THE BEST FIC EVER #pussdeath

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Kinda gave up on the end there ngl lol

#gotta love accidental engagement #gotta be one of my fav tropes #pussdeath

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Ice cream dates 🍦

#still obsessed with them all this time later yea #pussdeath

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i just saw a radioapple animatic to a lovely night from la la land and i think it just hit me why i don't ship alastor and lucifer. i think it's infinitely funnier if instead of having the classic enemies to lovers dynamic there really is just hatred between them but all of hell is CONVINCED otherwise

like obviously given that theyre both father figures to charlie there's already rumors circulating but picture this. everyone in the hotel saw how close those two got during their duet so theyre like well maybe there's something there🤨🏳️‍🌈? but lucifer walks into the room after the hotel's been rebuilt and alastor immediately gets up off the couch to leave. but before he can even make it halfway there lucifer trips on nothing and somehow ends up IN his arms. straight out of a romance manga. and it only takes them half a second to get to opposite ends of the room but by that point angel's already taken 12 pictures and posted it on twitter and an hour later it's trending because of course it is. the radio demon and the king of hell are living together and theyve been spotted in such a compromising position? how scandalous! whatever, theyre both public figures so they both hope it brushes over quickly enough

but the worst part is it keeps happening. alastor goes to take a smoke break in the middle of the night and finds lucifer there on the roof. and when he tries to get back inside the door locks behind him and they have to call charlie to let them back in. but by that time a vox drone has already taken a video of the whole thing. they get into a fight at some point and someone walks in right as it was getting heated and thinks they were going to kiss. they were not. alastor just got so pissed that he was about to headbutt lucifer with his antlers. it's like theyre under some kind of romance trope spell and it's absolutely INFURIATING to both of them

all of the tabloids are running stories on this. it's the opening subject of every overlord meeting and alastor has to FIGHT to keep smiling every time as he insists there's nothing there. vox bursts into val's room in tears because he thinks his worst nightmare's come true and alastor's fucking the king of hell. everybody's terrified of what the fallout would be if they ever broke up. half the sinners are convinced that any day the hotel's just going to explode. no one believes in god anymore but it's the one thing that makes them start praying. but there actually is NOTHING there they just can't get anyone to believe otherwise. and neither of them has the heart to yell at charlie for continuously trying to push them together

#this is so funny oh my god #I just found a new favorite trope #radioapple kinda

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Tell me more about hell

#hazbin hotel

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So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

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I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped

#radioapple #this is so silly I love them sm #also rip angel it was wonderful knowing you

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Group art therapy or teambuilding exercise or something, Hell if I know.

#LMAO POOR CHERRI ☠️ #hazbin hotel

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I want Al to be dragged kicking and screaming into liking the other hazbins. He'd hate it so much

#THIS HAHA #hazbin hotel

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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

#HAHA CUTEEE #hazbin hotel

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😖

#zestmilla #THEY KILL ME #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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I like not having fandom sideblogs. read my posts boy

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ALT