Harley's lip wibbled, "I'm sorry puddin... what can I do to make it up to ya? Make dinner? Blow up a bank? Knit Bruce a sweater?"
(nervously walks up to) H-hi....I disappeared...
“Harley!” The hug that the clown gave was more of a tackle than anything else. ”Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.” Then she slapped him. ”That was for vanishing.”
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"Means ya blow me away"
(nervously walks up to) H-hi....I disappeared...
“Harley!” The hug that the clown gave was more of a tackle than anything else. ”Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.” Then she slapped him. ”That was for vanishing.”
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"A..a dynamite gal?"
(nervously walks up to) H-hi....I disappeared...
“Harley!” The hug that the clown gave was more of a tackle than anything else. ”Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.” Then she slapped him. ”That was for vanishing.”
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"Good girl, you'll get a treat that way" Harley smiled and started to clean up the kitchen.
I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about inappropriate uses for vacuum hoses.
She decided it wasn’t inappropriate to throw the vacuum at his head, so she did.
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Harley sniffed and nodded his head, "I'm sorry puddin...I'm horrible and don't deserve such a dynamite gal like you."
(nervously walks up to) H-hi....I disappeared...
“Harley!” The hug that the clown gave was more of a tackle than anything else. ”Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.” Then she slapped him. ”That was for vanishing.”
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"I waaaaaaaaanted to invite you but Patrick doeesn't liiiiiiiiiiiike you, and you don't like hiiiiiiiiim, 'member?" He shook his head frantically, "No ma'am."
(nervously walks up to) H-hi....I disappeared...
“Harley!” The hug that the clown gave was more of a tackle than anything else. ”Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.” Then she slapped him. ”That was for vanishing.”
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"I was with Oaky for some of it, the the other times I was in an Argentinian prison." He rocked back and forth on his heels, "Sorry puddin'"
(nervously walks up to) H-hi....I disappeared...
“Harley!” The hug that the clown gave was more of a tackle than anything else. ”Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.” Then she slapped him. ”That was for vanishing.”
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"How bout if you don't get it done before I'm finished cleaning the kitchen you'll get a spanking. And if you do finish quickly, you can have a treat of your choice"
I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about inappropriate uses for vacuum hoses.
She decided it wasn’t inappropriate to throw the vacuum at his head, so she did.
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Harley muttered something about taking her over his knee for making a mess. He put the crayons on top of the fridge and sat on the couch wax thing her clean. "Hop to it missy, if you keep doddling you'll just get in more trouble"
I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about inappropriate uses for vacuum hoses.
She decided it wasn’t inappropriate to throw the vacuum at his head, so she did.
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"Ah!" Harley fell to the ground with the tackle and nuzzled her neck for a minute. The whimpered as she slapped him, "S-sorry lady j"
(nervously walks up to) H-hi....I disappeared...
“Harley!” The hug that the clown gave was more of a tackle than anything else. ”Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.” Then she slapped him. ”That was for vanishing.”
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Harley roughly pounded into her, the sight on her writing against the chains quite the delight, "Who's my good little girl?"
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