Characters being put in situations is fun until you are characters.
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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
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#Benedict hasn't changed a bit
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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flat fuck friday
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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks
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i legit cannot tell if shayne and courtney actually got hitched. them bitches are crazy enough to do a whole photoshoot for april fools but they are also crazy enough for this to be 100% real
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you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com
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