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I have a headcanon with animals First Order so now they have paws 🐾

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Pirate Padme AU

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what a creature

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RIP to my home boy Wolffe

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imagine maul somehow returns, and Luke, Ezra, and Ahsoka are all like "oh fuck he's back" and calls just like 'who the fuck are you'

he's doing his best

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the star wars ot but its a dating sim!

Who would you pick?

clone wars dating sim!

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"I can fix him" good for you. I need to craft a scenario in which he betters himself, to prove to myself that I can meaningfully atone despite how much of myself I see in him.

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maybe i didnt come back wrong maybe i was just a weird freak when i was alive but i hid it and acted so normal and after i died i decided to stop pretending. maybe being resurrected was the perfect opportunity for me to be myself because i knew you would chalk it up to the horror of me coming back wrong. but the horror was always inside me. did u think about that

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let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

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(through gritted teeth) become unembarrassable. become unembarrassable become unembaRGHGHHHHH (remembering something unhinged i did 15 years ago in a sudden and desperate attempt to be perceived)

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Nomad of Sorgan

So... I've had the sketch of this just sitting around for MONTHS and finally decided to finish it.

Rebels era Nomadic Crossie and his Sloth Lizard, Tusks out in the woods of Sorgan. Tusks is really the only friend Crosshair has in his solitude since he raised her since she was a baby. She's a loyal companion to him.

Crosshair spends most of his time alone when not scouting the forest of bandits or raiders, defending villages from them. Despite his fast aging, his still a sharpshooter and regularly takes down bandits on a whim.

Enjoy!

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I would love to see an AU where Luke doesn't find R2-D2 and C-3PO and actually joins the Imperial Academy, I can't believe I've never seen anyone do it

#star wars #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker

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Anthropomorphic Figure of a Polar Bear with its Cub. Medium: Carved Walrus Ivory. Culture: Native Alaskan. Date: c. 1800 to 1900. Place of origin: Bering Sea by Museum of Artifacts