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oh my

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#top gear #dumbass cutie idiots

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5 of the Best Quotes from Top Gear: The Perfect Road Trip

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James: Now, you know that new law about kids under four foot five, they have to use booster seats in the car?

Jeremy: [pointing at Richard] He does.

Richard: Yes, all right. I just knew...

James: All right. People under four foot five have to use a booster seat in the car. Well, in North Yorkshire, the police say they cannot enforce that law, and d'you know why? They do not have the - [breaks up giggling] They do not have the legal - [breaks up giggling again]

Jeremy: I can't wait for this now. The legal... ?

James: Because they do not have - the legal right - to me-measure children!

Richard: Just measure them?

James: So if you see a policeman measuring your children, you think, "Quick, call the - oh."

Richard: So they'll have to do what they usually do, then, and just put up some new sort of camera by the road, to monitor children in cars and make sure they -

Jeremy: No, no, no, you can't video children. You ever been to a school sports day? You have to ask every parent there before you're allowed to take the camera out of the boot.

Richard: Well, go to your own kids' sports day

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Me, though; I’m a lost cause. It doesn’t matter how much James stands over my shoulder soothingly explaining that I look great - “very sexy" - in a pink Hermes tie, I will not buy it because I have a tie already. I also have some cuff links, some shortbread and a watch. And I do not need a currency converter because I have a head instead.

Jeremy Clarkson (x) This article is fucking gold (via the-bloody-awful)

#??? #welp~

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Africa Special Outtakes. (x)

#jesus christ

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Jeremy accepting his Special Recognition award at the National Television awards in 2007.

(Part 1)(Part 2)

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Top Gear — the show that you have decided, above all others, is the number one TV programme of the decade.  (x)

#top gear #WHAT? BEATING DOCTOR WHO??!?!

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#oh you two~ #these idiots getting twitter was the best thing to happen to twitter quite frankly

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#africa special #tg

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Jezza explains why Top Gear is so popular.

(with help from his colleague, James)

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...Paw?

#bless you james may #top gear #botswana special

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#the more you know~ #top gear #botswana special

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#oh cock #top gear #botswana special