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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

#skinny love #thought it was an original by birdy #but it was a bon iver cover #oops ^_ ^ #well i know now (said 5 years later)

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heavy metal lyrics: the prophecy yeahhhh evil wizard superhell i hate living in britain

thrash metal lyrics: the government sucks and im insane

power metal lyrics: HELL YEAH DRAGONS BABY

death metal lyrics: i love fucking corpses

black metal lyrics: Yesternight whilst I was sauntering throughout the Carpathians I consorted with Lucifer on a cataphalque

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#many of them

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everybody masc until they have to pull out the customer service voice at the hospitality/retail job

#OOF OUCH OWIE.

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no offense but can you guyws stop with the taylor swift shit

#full offense actually #i rly cannot care any less #this is actually making me go into negative shits given

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Not a day goes by when I don't think about joe many liberals

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okay you know the drill. rb with your 2nd and 8th most listened to song of this year.

#um. i am hated slipknot #and master of puppets metallica #is it clear that my metal special interest developed this year #lol

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*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

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I do not admire my childhood, but yearn for times I never had.

#work in progress #yeah this one’s about trauma #i wish i had a childhood #not even a normal one #just one in general

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Who is it?💕

#update.. #ayami kojima art #ok not complaining #the art fucks

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adhd gothic

you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.

there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.

you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.

your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?

someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.

there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.

you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember. 

there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

#… #oh boy #um #i have some more thinking to do heartbreak emoji

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#things i forgot about until just now #but matter so much #to my lore #and also in general

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its always so funny seeing discord screenshots and seeing the whack names people give themselves so i propose a Game. what is your username (without the number tag) and nickname in your most active server

#oh. hhhh. most active server… #current one.. #uhh #‘eanigma (autism)’ #blows myself up

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HELP

Who is it?💕

#either way it’s dave mustaine #bc it’s a specific screenshot #from the sweating bullets mv #gulp.

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reblog to shlop your friends

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do observe a pleasant little animal

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(Armadillidae sp. Rubber Ducky)

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thank you doctor for doubling my testosterone. however i turn into a hound of some sorts late into the evenings. i am not complaining but i was not informed of this effect either way