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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

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JASON ISAACS as CAPTAIN HOOK ↳ PETER PAN (2003)

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girls be like "this is my comfort characters" and then its just dilf robber baron and his fabulously dressed socialite wife

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"I hope you're pleased to see me." "Very. For several reasons."

— BERTHA & GEORGE RUSSELL in The Gilded Age, 2x02, "Some Sort of Trick" (2023)

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She’s giving hot lesbian college english professor

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Well. I've breached containment. All things considered, this is probably one of my more hinged Gilded Age posts.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

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okay jason

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He’s literally announcing that his boss’ dick appointment has arrived.

He's coming to Newport without letting the mistress know? He wants it to be a surprise.

THE GILDED AGE (2022- ) | 2.02 "Some Sort of Trick"

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The Russells are a very sexy couple doing very sexy power-hungry things being sexy while they kick everyone else's unsexy snobbish asses.

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Rewatching season 1 of Gilded Age, and Turner really was next level delulu the whole time, considering what all her conversations with George actually amounted to:

George: Where is my wife?

George: Have you seen my wife?

George: Please ask my wife to come find me.

George: I have been separated from my wife for exactly five minutes and 20 seconds, and it is making me bleed internally. Fix it, Turner. Fix it.

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if you're not obsessed with a fucked up female character i hope that changes for you soon. becoming obsessed with a genuinely deranged fictional woman will change your life.

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The James

He escaped his Bonds

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I can’t stop thinking about that line in “Jennifer’s Body” where Megan Fox says “do you buy all your murder weapons from Home Depot, God you’re butch” this is hands down the BEST line in a movie to exist

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Rewatching season 1 of Gilded Age, and Turner really was next level delulu the whole time, considering what all her conversations with George actually amounted to:

George: Where is my wife?

George: Have you seen my wife?

George: Please ask my wife to come find me.

George: I have been separated from my wife for exactly five minutes and 20 seconds, and it is making me bleed internally. Fix it, Turner. Fix it.

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claudia cardinale listening to ella fitzgerald records, 1959