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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘what salon do you go to? they just might get a new customer.’
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‘ okay so i was at this salon today, you know getting my hair trimmed & getting my mani-pedi & all that good stuff right. & there was this guy who was getting his hair done & shit like after a good while all i hear is this guy yelling because apparently this lady didn’t dye his hair the color he wanted, right ? so then he just keeps yelling & saying shit at this poor lady because of the outcome & just kept going on & on about how he wanted his hair to be like an ashy blond or something. now mind you, his hair looked pretty damn ashy blond from where i was sat. but apparently to him it looked like his girlfriends hair color & he was just not having it because he didn’t want to have the same hair color as his girlfriend because he thought it was stupid to have the same hair color as your girlfriend. & so the lady just said “look sir, i dyed it the color you wanted, do you want me to color it fucking red then ? so that you could look like her vagina during her period.” & let me fucking tell you, i just lost it there & laughed my ass off. like even the lady doing my hair had to stop & laugh herself. so yeah, that was my day at the salon. ’
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘oh, so not a fan of both, huh?’
“spoiler alert: the answer is no.”
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘spinach? on pizza? i’m afraid that’s where i have to draw the line. in that case, its not even the crust doing the crime. that’s like saying when you have pineapples on pizza, thick crust is needed just to make it taste worst.’
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‘thin crust is only good depending on the pizza type. spinach alfredo? thin is totally needed, but when it comes to pepperoni or sausage? deep dish all the way.’
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘oh definitely, the knicks are only the best basketball team the world has to offer. i mean, not really. when you search up things to do in chicago, the only things that come up are things like ‘zoo, aquarium, baseball field.’ those are cool options though. it’s never too lame to go visit a zoo.’
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘well, if romeo moretti from chi-town is saying deep dish pizza isn’t all that, then i certainly have to take that advice.’
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。. : ✧       ❝ they’re alright. nothing to WET your panties over. ❞
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘i wouldn’t call it biased, i’d say more new york oriented, you know? there’s nothing wrong with a little love for your city.’
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‘i tried the deep dish, and i have to say, it’s not really worth the hype. i generally just think deep dish pizza is a huge mess, though. so i guess i’m biased.’
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘hey, i’ll have you know new york pizza is one of the best pizza to offer in the world. thick crust won’t change that. thin crust adds to the proportion of flat pizza.’
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“trust me, deep dish pizzas are the best thing to have ever happened to the planet. it’s much better than thin-crust or whatever new york has.”
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘but what is deep dish? like what’s the part that’s ‘deep’? is it the crust?’
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“don’t ask me about the bulls, i barely watch them play. pizza, on the other hand, i do know about. trust me, once you go deep dish you never go back.”
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘i’ve always wanted to go to chicago. see if their deep dish pizzas are actually worth fangirling over, or sports teams like the chicago bulls.’
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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IM SCREAMING HELLO I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN ON HIATUS FOR LIKE A YEAR HONESTMEME I HAD TO GO BC SCHOOL WAS GETTIN TOUGH BUT LIFE GOT EVEN TOUGHER I LITErally sprained my ankle on friday i want to Die ! but i am back hello im sry for leavin without notice or anythin but im back .. still alive but barely breathin CATCH ME UP ON STUFF THO PLOT NEW THINGS W ME 
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘i would actually marry you to do a whole gone girl type of scheme. i could totally play amy, don’t you think? crazy blonde fits me, yeah? i can totally pull it off. i’d watch my back if i were you.’
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‘ i think they’re hot. it’s more than dislike, i think. i’m almost positive that you’re plotting my murder right about now. like, lure me into bed and stab me to death sort of thing. which is also pretty hot.’
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘i mean, who would be okay? she said she wanted drake to murder her vagina and he never did. that alone would send me into a state of depression because, honestly, how could drake just ignore a request like that? so yes. send a card. the kind of ones that sing.’
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“y’know when i’m, like, hella fucked up i always find myself wondering if amanda bynes fully recovered from her tweets circa 2013. do you think she is okay? should i send her a card?”
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top 3 favorite people?
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‘at the top of my head, probably romeo, vera, and camryn.’
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gtgamina-blog · 8 years
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‘who said you have to be doing the same thing in ten years? a lot could happen in ten years, like the end of the world.’
‘ got to sit in on a real business meeting today. just what dreams are made of, let me tell you. can’t wait to be doing the same thing every day of my fucking life in about ten years time. i’m just not sure they’ll like it when the boss is the one sitting on his phone and laughing at memes the whole time, rather than the son of the boss. ’
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mom!!! what have you been up to?
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‘literally everything and nothing at the same time, my dear child.’
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