grumpygrampshunter

[grumpygrampshunter]

Richter: How do you deal with the emotional weight of your failure?

Juste:

#the last thing you should ask this dude about is developing healthy coping skills #crack tag tba

[grumpygrampshunter]

Ok Boomer (from @thenewlastbelmont )

"...Call me that again and I'm revoking your whip privileges."

#crack tag tba

[grumpygrampshunter]

"What's it like remembering when the Pyramid of Giza was built? Or were you in the wrong spot of the world for that?" Richter teased his grandfather. (from @thenewlastbelmont )

"I buy you a meal, make you some coffee, comfort you as you cry, and this is how you thank me."

Juste narrows his eyes, but somehow, the implication makes him chuckle somewhat.

"If I had any firsthand knowledge of the Ancient Egyptians, I'd be able to tell you more about anyone else that might have fought Sekhmet. But I don't, so I can't."

#thenewlastbelmont

[grumpygrampshunter]

Boomer.

"Like you can talk. You're older than I am."

#crack tag tba

[grumpygrampshunter]

someone please call this man either a gilf or a boomer

please i'm begging you

#ooc

[grumpygrampshunter]

Examine! @thenewlastbelmont

(yes. examine the twink)

He's not that much of a twink. Besides, like it or not, that's your grandson, and now he knows you exist, so you can't stay out of his life anymore.

This lucky boy can love people that, as far as you know, are still alive. Guy managed to regain his magic right as a vampire was going to shoot him, too. Youth must be nice, but it's been so long that you probably forgot what it's like.

He reminds you of Julia, in a sense. Hopefully, he lives a bit longer than she did.

#the prompt: examine the twink #me: what if i made it sad

[grumpygrampshunter]

Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

 “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

[grumpygrampshunter]

@askadrianalucardtepes

"Well back in my day, we had Dracula and his servants were mostly just night creatures. Life was simpler back then."

A heavy, exasperated sigh escapes his lips.

"You must be Alucard. Welcome to the future, I guess."

#askadrianalucardtepes

[grumpygrampshunter]

Can't believe this fucker killed Lydie and Maxim.

#this isn't actually how I hc Ruthven looking like but they have the same name and are both super powerful vampires. #shitpost

[grumpygrampshunter]

You kids these days and your Vampire Messiah and your opera singing night creatures.

Back in my day we had Lord Ruthven as the big threat and his servants were mindless.

#first post to mention myself on the mainblog #ic shitpost