groaza

[groaza]

five word prompts

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

"can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

"just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

"zero fucks given. next please.”

#*comes back several months later with memes*

[groaza]

lineofwork:

      Yeah? Small world.

      You got a name or what?

Mi naim Nicole bot mi bali kaal mi Nic. Yu, big man? Weh yu goh bai?

#lineofwork #translation: my name's nicole but my friends call me nic. #and you big man? what do you go by?

[groaza]

dontneedtobehealed:

[ Elisa pauses and looks the stranger over before shaking her head. ]

      It’s sugar and food dye, why would I want to eat that?

Ih tays gud? 

Yu deh wahn a dehn ( nic switches to an american accent ) health-conscious people, ah? 

#dontneedtobehealed #translation: it tastes good? you're one of those health-conscious people huh?

[groaza]

lineofwork:

      Mostly? Kill people.

[ He shrugs, not really seeing any point in beating around the bush. ]

      But I’m versatile. I can also seriously maim instead, just depends on what I’m paid for.

No lai, man? Dats weh Ai doo tu! Mi no reeli need mosl fi du it kaaz ai du mai damij eena peepl main an aal bot stil.

#lineofwork #translation: no lie? that's what i do too! I don't really need muscles because i do my damage in people's minds but still.

[groaza]

lineofwork:

[ Parsing her dialect is a bit of a struggle, but after a moment he chuckles. ]

      Just how I am. You build a lot of muscle in my business.

Weh yu du den?

#lineofwork #translation: what do you do?

[groaza]

@hulksdontdoweak

Ai mi yehr di nyooz bowt yer koz an mi haat bruk ih bruk fi yu, bes fren. Mee jos memba ah mi di sit dong pan wan ded badi an Ai mi jos ku tink how yu mosi mi feel eena dat sichyuayshan, di know dat wan a yer kloas fren mi kill yer koz.

Ih no eevn gaan a jayl, noh? Ai noa di kohn fram mee ih song kina hmph, buh ai meen it wehn ai say kila dehn shud goh tu jayl. Ih oanli jostis.

#hulksdontdoweak #thanks for the follow! #nic: ruins jen's day. #kill her again jen. #translation: i heard about bruce & my heart broke for you bestie. i remember i was sitting on a dead body and could only think how you must #have felt in that situation knowing that one of your close friends killed him. #he didn't even go to jail did he? i know coming from it's kind of crazy but i really think killers should go to jail. it's only justice. #*from me.

[groaza]

lineofwork:

      ‘Scuse me?

Need mi fi seh it sloa er sohnting? Wai yu soh big, ( flexes for emphasis. ) man? Yu don win di gym, no?

#lineofwork #ah gotcha. it's eye-catching tho. #translation: you need me to say it slower or something? why are you so big? you're big enough (basically).

[groaza]

@lineofwork

Ey, bali, wehpaa yer nek deh man?

#lineofwork #thanks for the follow! #translation: hey dude where's your neck at? #i'm sorry this is the only thing i can think of after seeing ur sidebar image. #why is he so goddamn huge.

[groaza]

@dontneedtobehealed

( nic’s seated on some man’s ice cream cart, working away at a Sonic-shaped treat. the man is entranced by her -- he’s barely moving aside from staring. )

Ey, ekskyooz mi, yu eva chrai wan a dehnya?

#dontneedtobehealed #thanks for the follow #translation: hey excuse me have you ever tried one of these?

[groaza]

i’m gonna’ translate the kriol in the tags, to avoid any confusion.

#WE'RE NOT IC IN THE PALACE OF WISDOM ( ooc. ) #so if you can't really get it i got you.

[groaza]

@keewazikid

Ey priti laydi, yer ma eva tel yu bowt mi?

#keewazikid #nic: refuses to die even when she's killed. #throwback to when jen just fucking murdered her over & over. #translation: hey pretty lady did your mom ever tell you about me?

[groaza]

#fc ( chabert. )

[groaza]

YOU GO, Glenn Coco!

#fc ( chabert. )

[groaza]

idk how many people are still here, but i’m rebooting and revamping some things with nic.

#we're not ic in the palace of wisdom ( ooc. ) #deleting all my posts tho