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[grim-rapper]

me at 4 am on a school night

#hi i hate school

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demon!jae + human!reader

no one asked but i delivered anyway (this is so dedicated to @grim-rapper ASDFBHSJFD) | [masterlist in bio]

you have the worst roommates ever 

when u graduated high school, u thought uni would be different

no more Snakes, no more stupid teen drama

well 

BINCH U THOUGHT WRONG

your roommates ended up being the worst snakes of all

they were nice to everyone, including you, but talked shit about you behind ur back

AND THEN EXPECTED U TO STILL LEND THEM UR NOTES AFTER

WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE 

(u still lent them ur notes anyway ahsdbfnf)

ur classmates all warned u about them, but it’s not like u could do anything ;;;;

u tried to switch rooms, but u ended up not being able to because apparently, THE WORLD HATES U OR SMTH

so u just have to suck it up and deal with snakes for the next few years of ur life :’)))))

it doesn’t help that you’re so hecking nice 

reader u don’t deserve this shit 

ur roommates always take advantage of you and borrow ur clothes, eat ur leftovers, make u pay for the pizza they ordered 

hHhHhHhhHh ur 2019 new years resolution is to STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH

actually, u kinda just made that up on the spot right now 

because here u are

locked inside a dark room, lights turned off, taunted by a bunch of giggling girls outside 

“come on, y/n, don’t be such a baby!”

“just light the candles and start the ritual!” 

WHY DID U AGREE TO THIS 

o wait

U DIDN’T 

ur roommates ran into ur room just a few moments earlier, frantic, all like “y/n, omg u gotta help us!” 

SO OF COURSE U BEING A DECENT PERSON, U RUSHED OUT TO SEE WHAT THE ISSUE WAS

AND NOW UR LOCKED INSIDE THE BATHROOM WITH A GODDAMN PENTAGRAM ON THE GROUND 

you wanted to cry 

momma didn’t raise no fool ok, U DON’T FUCK WITH SUPERNATURAL SHIT

U DON’T WANNA LIGHT THE CANDLES

U DON’T EVEN HAVE UR PHONE WITH U TO CALL UR CLASSMATES AND ASK THEM TO BREAK U OUT

THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT OF UR LIFE

“we’re not letting you out until you perform the ritual, y/n, so you might as well get it over with.”

FINE 

FINE 

u put on ur best ‘this is the fakest thing ever and i’m totally not scared’ face and light the damn candles 

and of course we can’t forget abt the incense 

it smells of vanilla and it oddly calms you down for a second

but then u remember ur here to theortically summon ur worst nightmares AND NOW UR NOT CALM ANYMORE

THE WORST THING IS U DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT UR SUPPOSED TO DO

THEY DIDN’T GIVE U ANY OTHER INFO EXCEPT TO LIGHT THE CANDLES

SO NOW THERE ARE 5 CANDLES LIT, ONE AT EACH POINT OF THE PENTAGRAM AND THE ROOM SMELLS LIKE SWEET BAKED GOODS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

“i-i don’t know what to say, but,,, um,,,,, i-if any s-supernatural beings are out there,,, um,,,,,, s-show yourself?” 

u don’t know when or why u closed ur eyes (probably to brace urself from what might happen), but as soon as u finish speaking, u open them again slowly, greeted by,,,,,

absolutely fucking nothing

the candles are still flickering and the room’s still as quiet as ever

the wave of relief that washed over u ? a godsend

thank the lord 

you hear the girls laughing outside again and for once, ur kinda glad to hear their voices

the door began to creak open, small bits of light shining through from the hallway

“holy shit, y/n, did you hear how scared you sounded? you-” 

YOUR ROOMMATE GETS CUT OFF BY HER OWN SCREAM AS THE DOOR SLAMS CLOSED, DISTINGUISHING THE CANDLE FLAMES AND LEAVING YOU IN THE DARKNESS ONCE AGAIN

FUCK 

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK 

ALL U COULD THINK OF WAS “MOM I AM SO SORRY” 

U SCRAMBLE TO FIND THE LIGHTER, YOUR HANDS PATTING THE COLD BATHROOM TILES 

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN

you hear a chuckle 

you freeze because there’s no way in hell that that came from your roommate 

it was too deep, too, well, manly, and way too fucking sinister 

u felt ur eyes sting and GOD U CAN’T BELIEVE UR CRYING 

U CAN’T HELP IT

WHEN UR SCARED U JUST START CRYING 

FUCK UR GONNA DIE 

“here, i’ll help you out.” 

the candles flick on again simultaneously and you find yourself trailing your eyes upwards, following the silhouette of a ridiculously tall boy 

and when ur eyes finally reach his face 

you’re met by a boy (a very cute boy, mind u) dressed in a black suit, his irises a dark red

what the FUCK 

WHY ARE HIS EYES G L O W I N G

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SMIRK ON HIS FACE

IT MAKES YOU WANNA C R Y 

ur brain: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck 

ur heart: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck 

ur stomach: gurgle gurgle OH FUCK gurgle gurgle 

“w-who are you?”

when the smirk on this boy’s face grows, a condescending laugh falling from his lips, u feel a chill run down your spine 

“shouldn’t you know? you’re the one who summoned me.”

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#hit me with a truck full of turninps oh my gosdf #how DARE u make me soft over chicken little like that im- #i cant #stan anna pls #tagged #mutuals #au #deh6

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@chenle

Li Quanzhe: Why is Luo Zheng carrying around a potted plant?

Lin Chaoze: He asked too many stupid questions today so I’m making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.

#dy @ me

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Tagged by @chenle (bRO I HAVENT DONE A TAG GAME IN SO LONG WHAT) for the sorting quiz thingy OFC I GOT RAVENCLAW I WILL NOT BETRAY MY HOUSE NICE TRY U FLIP FLOPPING FAKEPOTTERMKRE QUIZ lmao ya i have like no gryffindor in me (me, a coward) I tag: @doyoung @jihansols @remus-lupuns @ bagel (I forget ur blog name skdnjdjd) @taeyongshi and @xiao-dan

#thank u for coming to my ted talk #tag games

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taking a break from studying so don’t roast me :’)))

pottermore sorting quiz !! i love harry potter so much uGh don’t @ me

tagged by @uwulix !! ty !!!

tagging: @iu-shire @rouiettes @straynct @grim-rapper @starlightbinnie

link to the quiz: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

#I JUST SAW TIS SORRY #tagged #tag games #mutuals

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@chenle

Zhengting *parking the car*: Can you guys get a table?

NEX7: Alright.

[moments later]

Chengcheng, sprinting out of the restaurant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!

#THE G R OU P CHAT

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We all get distracted by other Kpop groups but at the end of the day…SHINee is THAT group.

#MY CONSTANT MOOD HIT ME WITH A BRICK I LOVE SHINEE

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@chenle Y WOULD I BE EXCITED FOR U WJEN I COULD B EXCITED FOR WANG HE DI

Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how many followers you have. Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them 💓💓💓💓 (ilu UWU)

i got so excited i thought i had an anon u phool

JKJKJKJK ILYSM THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS U LOSER

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Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how many followers you have. Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them 💓💓💓💓 (ilu UWU)

i got so excited i thought i had an anon u phool

JKJKJKJK ILYSM THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS U LOSER

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ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ

ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ

the actual hell is nine percent

debuting

ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ

ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ

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welcome to click your heart, after school dream simulator! in this dating sim, you can choose between 6 different boys and spend time with them after classes have ended. will you make their dreams come true?

click your heart! — 0/?

#YO I DONT READ FICS BUT PLS SUPPORT ANNIE RESD TID ITS GONNA BE GOOD

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HE WAS SINGING TO HAVANA BUT REPLACED ‘HAVANA’ WITH ‘PAJAMAS’

I’M SOFT. WHY IS HE SOOO FREAKING CUTEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭💖💖💖

#I FELT MY HEART !!! BURST #HE IS THE BIGGEST UWU #JUNGUWU

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3k appreciate post !!!

so,,, i’m 99% sure most of you don’t know that i started this blog all the way back in 2013 when i was just 10. when i started the blog back then, i was just looking for a place to find content about my favourite books and youtubers. i wasn’t looking to gain followers, or to create a platform for myself, i was literally just here to have a good time LMAO

over the past 5 years, a lot has changed, both blog-wi se and how i am as a person uWu i’m 15 now, so i guess i’m still young, and stuff, but now i’m an emo freshman, soon-to-be sophomore and that’s a big change from being some 10 year old in fourth grade :’)))

to all 3k of you:

i honestly can’t even thank you guys enough. it’s so weird to think that people genuinely like my content and maybe even who i am as a person? if you told me when i first started this blog that i’d hit 3k 5 years later, i wouldn’t even be able to dream of it. 3k might not seem like a lot to a bunch of you, but i don’t care how many followers i have as long as i know at least one person enjoys my content. thank you for supporting me, and supporting what i do. without you guys, i wouldn’t have motivation to write anything. whenever i post about how sad, or stressed, or just overall tired of life i am, you guys always come through, and that’s really,,, wildt,,, because of you guys i just want to continuously write and get better, ya feel ?? lmao this was supposed 2 be heartfelt

on a vvv real note:

words can’t even describe how thankful i am for you guys. honestly, and truly, i appreciate all of you so much.

to my mutuals!

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#I DIDNT SEE THIS THIS SI SO CUTE #PLS LOVE ANNA SHES A LOVABLE PIEVE OF SHIT #ILY #IM SO PROUD OF U #💕💕💕❤️❤️

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do u ever look at someone and just pray to god you never have to lose them

#ILY YAKSOUP

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passing a group of men in public:

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I tried

#cute!!

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remember that time on nct life when mark sneezed

#Its ok fam i remember to #it was the same episode in which yuta drops spam on his foot