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3 jokers au but dick and tim have both killed one of them after jasons death but told no one and then were horrified when HE CAME BACK.

jason comes back to life and kills the third one after realising bruce will never do it himself and theres no more joker and

dicks just like "how the fuck did it actually work for you"

jason "what"

tim "right like it didnt stick when i tried"

jason "WHAT"

dick and tim realising what theyve just said "wait i mean um"

you killed the joker? but i killed the joker?

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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

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tim drake doodle before i snnzzz

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🐕 DannyMay Day 30: Post-reveal 🐕

Today I found out there’s a limit of 10 pics per post oops? I didn’t even realize it was so long

Anyway :)

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Wen Kexing:

look little evil babygirl who serves cunt everyday of his life. he lead a rebellion in like what is basically the mafia and killed his way to the top at like age 20 and then skinned the former leader alive before starting his reign of terror for like 8 years. like his nicknames are lunatic wen (given by his subordinates) and philanthropist wen (given by himself). he was ready to burn the whole world down but then met this homeless man and decided he could just burn some of the world so that way he could still be a housewife. his pussy game was so good that it gave back a man his will to live.

Perry:

his body can sweat milk and phin & ferb didn't question it when they thought he laid an egg. so that's canon. to me.

and he is dating heiz and also sometimes in a weird polycule with peter and all of them are trans. love and peace on planet pussy

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True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":

Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.

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Ok weed horse! And of course she glows because that’s like, my thing, I think,

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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Tucker would for sure program every single eletronic he could get his hands on to play back from the dead, i'm back from the dead (by melanie martinez) everytime Danny walks by.

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I love a fictional criminal with a complicated and tragic backstory as much as the next nerd, but there's something to be said for "criminals" where it's legitimately unclear what crimes they're actually committing because they spend most of their screen time having slapstick car chases with comically inept trench-coated police inspectors.

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This is a friendly reminder to give your OC a firm and unmistakable L every now and then.

This is a necessary action to keep your OC healthy for the long term.

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.