currently reading f.unny story by e.mily henry & when i make my multi, you bet your ass i'm writing miles.
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more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life.
[text] I should have never let you back into my life.
[text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that.
[text] Please don’t walk away.
[text] Please don’t do this.
[text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you?
[text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it.
[text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again.
[text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong.
[text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me.
[text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did
[text] The truth is I’m not over you.
[text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you.
[text] I’m seeing someone else.
[text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker?
[text] You’re so selfish.
[text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them].
[text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.
[text] Be careful.
[text] I’m only saying it because I love you.
[text] I’m only saying it because I care about you.
[text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee.
[text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week?
[text] Let me take you out, please?
[text] Let me make you dinner tonight.
[text] I want you to be happy.
[text] You’re always safe with me.
[text] I can’t stop thinking about you.
[text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you.
[text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that.
[text] It was so good seeing you.
[text] You don’t need this shit.
[text] I’ll be there in five minutes.
[text] Let me help, please?
[text] You’re important to me.
[text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that.
[text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day.
[text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love.
[text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now.
[text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut.
[text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!?
[text] Lose my number, asshole.
[text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so.
[text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf.
[text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend.
[text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is.
[text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it?
[text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole.
[text] Go fuck yourself.
[text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
[text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first.
[text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now
[text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
[text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair.
[text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor.
[text] Come over. With condoms.
[text] You should come over, clothing optional.
[text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT
[text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life
[text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous?
[text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended.
[text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
[text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis.
[text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology.
[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
[text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
[text] I just need some of your time and all of your body.
[text] I am available for nakedness
[text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w
[drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH
[drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever
[drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known
[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like
[drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss
[drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon
[drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight
[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS
[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no
[drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated
[drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol.
[drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin
[drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
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PROMPTS FROM THE SONGS ON TIME LIFE'S ULTIMATE LOVE SONGS COLLECTION - YES, THAT COMMERCIAL
* assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary. "cauuuseee i'm your laaaaady (imagine owning the world's greatest love songs)... and you are my maaann..."
your voice is warm and tender.
i'm your lady, and you are my man.
whenever you reach for me, i'll do all that i can.
i am always by your side.
sometimes i am frightened.
i'm ready to learn.
i could hardly believe it when i heard the news today.
i had to come and get it straight from you.
they said you were leaving.
from the look upon your face, i see it's true.
tell me how am i supposed to live without you?
how am i supposed to carry on?
i didn't come here to break down.
a dream of mine is coming to an end.
how can i blame you?
it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star.
if love can see us through, then we'll be together.
your love is all i'll ever need.
i look in your eyes and there i see what happiness really means.
the love that we share makes life so sweet.
here and now, i promise to love faithfully.
nothing can take your love away.
i believe in love.
now i know i've succeeded.
i'll be eternally grateful.
come back again.
i want you to stay next time.
don't wake me up too soon.
unforgettable. that's what you are.
have i told you lately that i love you?
have i told you there's no one else above you?
you fill my heart with gladness.
somehow, you make it better.
every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.
i'll always love you for the rest of my days.
you gave me hope when i needed someone near.
you have made my life complete.
tell me, who could ask for more?
when i kiss your lips, i start to shiver.
when i'm in your arms, nothing seems to matter.
i don't care how you get here. just get here if you can.
if i had my way, then surely you would be closer.
i need you closer.
still, i can't figure out what went wrong.
i'd still do anything for you.
i can pretend each time i see you that i don't care and i don't need you.
i've learned so much from you.
if you fall, i will catch you.
you said "go slow."
you know our love was meant to be.
i want you here with me from tonight until the end of time.
you're always on my mind.
you're the meaning in my life.
no one needs you more than i need you.
i want to see you clearly.
these dreams go on when i close my eyes.
i see the questions in your eyes.
i'll never break your heart.
i'll love you with every beat of my heart.
wherever you go, whatever you do, i will be right here waiting for you.
i'm stuck on you.
i guess it's time for me to come on home.
so hard to see that a woman like you could wait around for a man like me.
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h e l l o.
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i'm running back home to you.
as much as mason & sebastian like to boast about their constant closeness , they understand that life doesn't allow for enough time for that as often as they'd like. currently , mason is leading in a production of little shop on broadway , while sebastian is deep in preparation for finals before the summer break , so they've both been too tired to do much of anything save for eating dinner & falling into bed together. they hadn't been intimate in over a week & while that may not seem like a long time to most , for them , it's a millennia. their love making goes beyond just that physical connection & pleasure , but whenever they find themselves united in bed together , it feels like this is how things are supposed to be. they're united , they're one & their souls yearn for that connection always. it's always a relief whenever they find themselves under the sheets together & it's a wonderful experience that feels almost otherworldly. it's difficult for mason to put it into words , but he knows he doesn't really have to. this moment is meant for him & sebastian alone , their intense , passionate side of their love never meant for any other prying eyes. so when sebastian contacts him with how much he misses their intimacy , mason is quick to fix things right away. cancel your class & get home right away. deep down he knows it's a bit selfish to ask of this of sebastian , but they really do need this moment to be together. if his husband is yearning for it , he'll do whatever it takes just to make him happy. it's all he wants ━━ sebastian's happiness.
mason is hunched over the kitchen sink , preparing the dishes to be placed in the dishwasher when sebastian finally comes home & walks through the door. rather than greet him happily as he always does , he instead just continues with his work & waits for him to walk on over. soon enough , strong arms wrap around his middle & sebastian is quick to pull him into a tight hug , one that mason sighs happily into , avoiding touching him if only not to get suds all over his clothes. ❝ there's my leading man , ❞ mason purrs gently , humming happily once he feels sebastian's lips begin a trek up & down his neck. never did he think he could be this happy with another man like this , but sebastian made it all possible. he made him believe that love was possible , that mason was destined to be in love one day , he just had to find the right person. the right man. his soulmate. kisses travel down to his shoulder & mason shudders a bit at the sensation , trying his best to reach for the towel on the counter so he can dry his hands , then turning around in sebastian's arms so he could give him a proper kiss in greeting. ❝ thank you for coming home so quickly , ❞ he whispers against his lips , eyes heavy with the need he has for him. ❝ i think i recall that someone was very anxious to make love to me earlier. is that something you still need , baby ? i'm happy to oblige if that's the case , & then we can catch up on our show . . . & maybe lay in bed the rest of the day. ❞ mason sighs as he kisses him once again , his dog tags fully out & in view for his husband's pleasure. they were a gift to him back when they were first dating , a promise that sebastian would always be with him , even when things got busy. he's kept that promise & has been true to him for over two years , & he knows they only have a lifetime of love ahead of them , in this life & the next.
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'mason -' the agent knows he shouldn't be saying it. he shouldn't be using the name that was taken away from the other man. but it feels good in his mouth, on his tongue. soft and smooth, especially in the tired murmur of f's voice. he says it in the early morning, finding himself once again in m's bed, f crawling under the blankets shortly after midnight because he couldn't pretend he wanted to sleep alone, anymore. face to face, f gives m a smile, small and private. 's'it bad that i wanna call you that all th'time now?' ( mib verse <3 )
it takes him a moment to respond to that name , a name he hasn't used in god knows how long. mason. that was his name before he became an mib agent , before he gave himself over to the organization & erased all trace of his existence whatsoever. it's been years since he's used that name , but he never imagine to hear it spoken ever again , let along be said by his fellow agent & partner , who laid in bed beside him. when they first began their partnership , m was not keen on being forced to work with another person. he hated the idea & hated the possibility of getting said partner in danger , not to mention the minor bit of jealousy he felt with how quickly agent f learned the ropes. thankfully , things finally calmed down between them & they finally were able to work together as a team , but then they began to open up to one another as they got along & now ? now he feels a connection to agent f , one that clearly goes beyond the realms of their partnership & friendship. it's frightening to admit to these feelings in private , but he hasn't said much to f yet , though he's sure he has a general idea.
a soft sigh leaves m's lips as he reaches for his hand , allowing their fingers to lace as he takes him in , adoring the soft way he looks in bed , sleep yet still so happy. he could easily get used to having agent f share a bed with him & everything in him wants to pull him in & kiss him , but he refrains , if only because he doesn't want to ruin this moment. ❝ my old name sounds so good when you say it. it's like you were meant to say it . . . finley. ❞ mason speaks agent f's real name & finds himself scooting closer , his hand now moving to caress his cheek , gentle & adoring. ❝ finley. ❞ he says it softly , whispering it now , his hand now running through his hair. ❝ do you like it when i use your name ? it feels good saying it. i could get used to saying it , you know. ❞ he blushes. ❝ maybe i'll say it more . . . in private , of course. ❞
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i love x f.iles so much so yes ofc i'm gonna make mason a huge nerd over it & have mulder be one of his gay awakening of sorts growing up.
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˗ˏˋ MASON GREENE ━━ a look inside his bag.
messenger bag ━ a nice bag he saved ages for. it's all he's ever used since college.
keychain ━ a little daikon keychain he found adorable & has had on his bag for like ever.
wallet ━ nothing special. usually has a few dollars , his ID & his metro card.
current read ━ he always has a book on him , usually almost always some romantic novel of some sort. he's currently reading happy place.
pins ━ he has a few pins on his bag. his favorite ones are the william shakespeare pin & the gay frog pride pin.
frog pens ━ a gift from his co - worker , stacey. he uses them religiously for note taking , writing on his scripts , etc.
planner ━ an animal crossing themed planner because he's a nerd.
phone ━ iphone with a keroppi case.
keys ━ his apartment keys with some nerdy keychain attached. he changes the keychain quite often.
coin purse ━ a ❛ funds are low. need a sugar daddy ❜ coin purse. his best friend hannah bought it for him as a joke , but now he uses it so he can have coins ready for the laundromat. & yes , it does earn him weird looks.
disposable camera ━ mason loves that polaroid feel when it comes to photo taking & likes to have a little disposable camera on him at all times if he can. he has a little board in his room where he keeps all his photos & memories.
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time for a starter call ! comment with the emoji / verse you want.
🎭 - main verse
🌻 - stardew verse
🏫 teacher verse
🎬 - movie actor verse
💼 - succession verse
⭐ - children's theatre director verse
📚 - author verse
🔫 - secret agent verse
✨ - create a new verse with me !
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˗ˏˋ MASON GREENE , BROADWAY BOUND ? ━━ superstar darling mason greene , well known for his roles in the locked tomb , straight to vhs & lonely strangers is trading in his cozy loafers for tap dancing shoes ! the actor has recently earned the role of seymour krelborne in the remake of the hit musical classic , little shop of horrors by alan menken & howard ashman , & is set to star in the play in it's brief six month run. the actor will be heading to new york to begin auditioning for the play , in addition to finishing final interviews & attending the red carpet premiere for his latest film , let's kill tonight. will this play be the one to change greene's career path from film to stage audiences , or will this just be a new venture to achieve EGOT status ?
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT - THE ANTHOLOGY BY TAYLOR SWIFT PROMPT LIST
* assorted lyrics from the album, some lines slightly adapted for meme purposes but feel free to adjust as necessary
even if it's handcuffed, i'm leaving here with you.
trust me. i can handle a dangerous man.
i love you. it's ruining my life.
does it feel all right to not know me?
i am who i am 'cause you trained me.
quick. tell me something awful.
i loved you the way that you were.
we were just kids, babe.
i can fix him.
you and i go from one kiss to getting married.
you said i'm the love of your life.
way up there, i actually love it.
i just don't understand how you don't miss me.
do you hate me?
did you think i had it in me?
what if i told you i'm back?
i still miss the smoke.
i'm not trying to exaggerate, but i think i might die if it happened.
you look like stevie nicks.
it's hell on earth to be heavenly.
i still can't believe it.
this happens once every few lifetimes.
didn't you hear? they called it all off.
it's happening again.
my friends say it isn't right to be scared.
i might just die.
fuck you if i can't have us.
tell me about the first time you saw me.
are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me?
no one's ever had me... not like you.
stay away from her.
there wouldn't be this if there hadn't been you.
i don't think you've changed much.
that's where i was when i lost it all.
life was always easier on you than it was on me.
i hoped you'd return.
do you believe me now?
what if your eyes looked up and met mine one more time?
what are the chances you'd be downtown?
is it something i did?
oh, we must stop meeting like this.
they say what doesn't kill you makes you aware.
i'm not a donor, but i'd give you my heart if you needed it.
looking backwards might be the only way to move forwards.
the story isn't mine anymore.
what a charming saturday!
none of it is changing.
wild winds are death to the candle.
one bad seed kills the garden.
i'm bitter, but i swear i'm fine.
this place made me feel worthless.
i didn't want to come down.
everything had been above board.
blood's thick, but nothing like a payroll.
you can mark my words that i said it first.
the professor said to write what you know.
all of this to say, i hope you're okay.
your words are still just ringing in my head.
i built a legacy which you can't undo.
who do i have to speak to to change the prophecy?
the effects were temporary.
no, i'm not coming to my senses.
babe, you gotta fake it 'til you make it.
you know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart.
i guess a lesser woman would've lost hope.
thought of calling you, but you won't pick up.
you're a professional.
long may you reign.
you're an animal. you are bloodthirsty.
now i seem to be scared to go outside.
i don't believe in good luck.
i hate it here.
if i'd been there, i'd hate it.
only the gentle survived.
i'm lonely, but i'm good.
you have no room in your dreams for regrets.
i thought it was just goodbye for now.
are you still a mind reader?
let it once be me.
i haven't decided yet.
i still dream of him.
i'm so afraid i sealed my fate.
it was always the same searing pain.
i can't forgive the way you made me feel.
it wasn't a fair fight or a clean kill.
she used to say she wished that you were dead.
tell me all your secrets.
they tried to warn you about me.
you're in terrible danger.
i'm the life you chose.
yes, i'm haunted, but i'm feeling just fine.
no one asks any questions here.
tell me i'm despicable. say it's unforgivable.
i'm running back home to you.
you should see your faces.
you knew the price going in.
was any of it true?
who the fuck was that guy?
i don't ever want you back.
did you sleep with a gun underneath out bed?
you don't get to tell me you feel bad.
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
am i allowed to cry?
there's no such thing as bad thoughts. only your actions talk.
they're going to crucify me anyway.
i know i'm just repeating myself.
that's the closest i've come to my heart exploding.
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❝ you do realize you're gonna be smoochin' someone in this show , right ? ❞ mason only means to say it teasingly , grinning as he waves the script at his niece's face , knowing the embarrassment & protests that will come in moments. yeah , maybe he shouldn't poke fun at her like this , but it's not like anyone is around to see it anyway. when they're at the theatre , he makes it a point to make sure that he treats maddy just like all the other kids , but anywhere else , he's the uncle & she's the niece & therefore it's part of his duty to make little jabs at her , while also keeping his title as the cool uncle intact.
❝ you can't laugh or run away when the moment comes , right ? you gotta be prepared to give it your all ! but also don't hold the kiss for too long , because that's problematic too. ❞ he sits up on the couch to look at her fully , legs criss cross apple sauce as if he were in kindergarten class instead of greg's lush home. ❝ make sure to talk with your co - star about it too. make sure you guys are comfortable with it & know what to expect. lucky for you , the kiss doesn't happen until the end , so don't sweat it too much. ❞ though knowing his niece , she's probably sweating about it a lot.
˗ˏˋ ᵒᵛᵉʳᵗᵘʳᵉ· entering the stage ﹕ @amreality as madeline wambsgans.
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at finley's quick quip , all mason can do is roll his eyes in response , but the smile that briefly appears betrays the annoyance he tries to show. as always , he's immediately relaxed & content to see finley here now , & even more pleased that he takes a seat beside him , meaning he doesn't have to pretend to schmooze or talk to anyone else at the table read anymore. it's not that he doesn't like to chat with other people , but seeing as how he doesn't know many of the people here , a lot of them are trying to sell themselves or are pretending to be interested in him a little too much for comfort. mason understands it's a hard business to work in & selling yourself is the only way , but sheesh , it's just a table read. they already booked the job , he wished the rest of the cast would just relax. oh well.
he looks up at finley and can't hide the smile he had from him being near. it's so nice to feel so relaxed right before a job , & especially with someone he considers such a good friend. he knows what the media says about them , the photos of them laughing taken outside of coffee shops & plastered by magazines everywhere. people see them as the next hit couple & for once , mason isn't so worried about what others think about his personal life. maybe it's because he just enjoys being around someone who enjoys his company & not the fame tied with it. or maybe it's . . . ❝ you make it sound like wooing me is going to be easy. ❞ brows shoot up as he smirks deviously at his co - star , though he knows deep down that it won't take much for finley to make him blush or feel a bit weak . . . according to the characters that they're going to play , of course. ❝ if you read the script , you & i have a bit of a slow burn thing going on. we don't even kiss until the end so i mean , you have plenty of time to think of some romantic words to say to me by then. & it gives me time to make sure my lips aren't dry as sin. ❞ he chuckles.
'do i look like a dior man to you, mason? it's clearly gucci,' a big and wry smile is given to the other man as he watches mason take a large gulp from the coffee cup. it was clear the two of them were, possibly, too used to table reads and how these things started. neither of them got dressed up anymore, for these occasions, knowing that wearing comfortable clothes to sit in an uncomfortable chair for a couple of hours was the only way to go. the rest of them would learn, eventually. this is their job, so of course they'd take it seriously. just not too seriously.
taking a swig from his own cup, fin glances over mason with an admiring gleam in his eye, and he's not trying to hide it. whatever speculation hollywood had about what was going on between the two of them didn't bother finley, at all. 'nervous? with you around? nah - honestly, this is the best case scenario,' they were already friends, they weren't awkward around each other, they already had good repour and loved bantering back and forth with one another. had it been a total stranger, that would be a different story. as it were, fin felt very at ease knowing that he would be standing opposite mason greene, again. 'prepare to be woo'd, courted, and any other word that would work in this sentence,' grin grows as he goes to take his seat.
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stolen kisses while hiding away from a crowd .
they're meant to be undercover. they're supposed to not be creating any sort of attention to themselves , but somehow , sebastian cannot seem to resist the temptation that is mason greene. when mason turns back around after scouring through a magazine at a newspaper kiosk , he isn't expecting the grand , sweeping kiss that sebastian delivers him that almost knocks him off of his feet , eyebrows shooting up as he realizes what was happening. the agent he once was ages ago would have fought him off & protested such a gesture , but mason no longer fights these acts & instead sinks into it with gusto , arms wrapped around his shoulders as the taller man leans him into a dip. when they finally part , mason is damn near close to panting from lack of air , eyes wide & cheeks flushed , but still managing to look unimpressed.
❝ you can't keep doing that when we're on the run , you know. you have to behave yourself. ❞ a glimmer of a smile appears & leaves just as quickly , the sight proof of just how much he loves what he just did . . . how much he truly , truly loves him. ❝ c'mon , we better keep moving. the sooner we get to our destination , the sooner you can do that again. & you will do it again later . . . that's an order , moran. ❞ he winks.
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we are so back.
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i love you best friend
i love YOU stinky 💚
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mason in his hollywood acting era is so hot.
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