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my friend wrote this for me go send them some love :D Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Cross/Douglas "Duke" Keane, Wilbur Cross & Douglas "Duke" Keane, it can be read as platonic or romantic i think. idk i'm aro Characters: Wilbur Cross, Douglas "Duke" Keane, miss holloway is mentioned but she's not present so i won't maintag her Additional Tags: fuck i hate tagging, this was supposed to be like 600 words what the fuck did i do, Alcohol, Drinking & Talking, Flirting, Awkward Flirting, aka duke is autistic and wilbur is adhd that's the fic. Summary:

Duke Keane takes a trip to the bar after being ignored by his favorite person in Hatchetfield. Luckily, someone else shows up to keep him company.

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Wilbur Cross body horror/ psychological horror??????? Tell me about the transition between Wilbur Cross to Uncle Wiley??? (If you’re comfy w/ ofc)

He went from a very very normal individual to an absolute monster. He carries a switch blade on him at all times, not just for the sake of self defense but he’s actively waiting for a chance to use it. He’s always on edge as Uncle Wiley, he’s constantly ready to snap because of all he’s seen in the black and white. His brain isn’t what it used to be certainly, internally he’s being tortured by the lords, their voices ring in his head constantly. He probably has trouble sleeping, the lords keep him awake.

Appearance wise he gained dark freckles under his eyes after the black and white, they represent his devotion to the lords, wiggly specifically

These are just a few parts of the transition I can think of at the moment

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abigail meh is wilbur in disguise. heres how dukebur can still wi- *i am forcibly removed from the stage by one of those stupid old timey canes*

DUKEBUR CAN STILL WIN TRUST. nick lang is lying to us it's really gonna be wilbur /j

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can we not get mad at people who don't like the same ships as us?

can we not get mad at people who like ships we don't like?

as long as the ship isn't like, spankoffskicest i don't see why it's necessary to hate on others for liking them? i'm sure many people in this fandom would be fine not talking about certain ships with certain people if it makes those people uncomfortable

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Someone suggested Holloway X Webby and I will be thinking about it forever, they complete each other omg...

Also the family dinners at Wiggly's must be crazy

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Fun first date idea: you help me bury a body that definitely did not belong to your father <3

awww how cute ☺️ i would love to 🥰🌺 hey wait a minute why does thsi guy look a lot like my dad

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Fuck you. This ship is incredibly toxic and you should seek help

anon that's the point. i like it because it's toxic. what fun is homosexuality if you can't make it fucked up and evil

#my first hate ask! can't even be mad about it because it's kinda funny

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Dude. Consider.

Dukebur on a date. Wilbur 100% talks the entire time about weird shit while Duke just. stares at him like "who are you and why are you following me"

HELPPPP REAL. wilbur follows duke around like a stray dog and duke is just. confused

#<- prev duke just like “where are you getting all these apples”

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Dude. Consider.

Dukebur on a date. Wilbur 100% talks the entire time about weird shit while Duke just. stares at him like "who are you and why are you following me"

HELPPPP REAL. wilbur follows duke around like a stray dog and duke is just. confused

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hi hello this day aria with dukebur and holloweane thank you and goodnight 💃

no thank YOU. you are so fucking correct actually this is just. canon now

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guys what do we think about duke/eddie. am i going crazy or

#no you're SO correct actually

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And suddenly, Duke was leaning across the table and kissing him- his lips were softer than he'd expected them to be.

He tasted like whiskey and green apple, and dimly, Duke thought to himself that he just might grow to like whiskey after this.

#alcohol mention #tw alcohol mention #dukebur #duke/wilbur #duke/wiley #duke keane #wilbur cross #uncle wiley

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the toxic yaoi of a curt mega character and a joey richter character, who used to be a Good Guy but now is a Bad Guy <3 (this is about dukebur and curtwen)

ANON YOURE SO CORRECT . oh my god wait i started shipping dukebur right after watching saf. oh my god it's because i love curtwen

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duke/wilbur ship bingo

send asks of ships and i’ll fill this out for them <3

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me when people i follow (some VERY COOL hatchetfield people???) on my main blog start following this side blog that i made on a whim:

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Hello!

If your still taking requests would you be able to draw the crackship beetseen Tinky x Ted?

(it’s in a silly goofy way I swear)

Anyway yeah. Love your art and have a good day!

(PS: you draw a lot be make sure to look after yourself this-is hypocritical coming from me but it’s whatever’s)

romcom when

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What would be their ship name?

. that is a great question to which i have no answer. ive been half-seriously calling it dukebur but if anyone else has a better idea please tell me