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grayve-mistake · 17 hours
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💖➡️🎁➡️🥩
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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The real reason she's so full of rage
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[Official Art by Satchely]
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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Cooking is "heehee yea i just kinda threw some things together in a pan and it came out really tasty :3"
Baking is oh fuck where did I put the vanilla HEY DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE THE VANILLA IS "it's in the pantry" YEAH I LOOKED ALREADY oh wait fuck there it is IT WAS ON THE FRIDGE GUYSS ohhhh shit the frosting is melting I made it too runny oh shit oh fuck I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO FINISH THESE GODDAMN CUPCAKES I'M GONNA BE LATE WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG if one more person stands within 15 feet of me I'm going to scream and cry. Okok maybe I can salvage this if I just. Scrape this off. And try again. And keep adding shit. God please work please work please work yes yes wait now it's too STIFF-- oh God the cupcake batter overflowed in the oven I hope I can cover up the mess with the frosting. No one has to know. My hand is cramping my feet are aching I've been here for 3 hours someone put me out of my misery. This is why I failed chemistry. Fucking hell no wonder I dropped out. This sucks I suck jesus christ WHERE'S THE FUCKING FOOD COLORING THIS HOUSE IS A WRECK-- [10 minutes later] yippee the cupcakes are done!!!! So cute!!!! They look like little cats!!!!! [I used 80 dishes to make this and I'm too tired to wash any of them] [I need to sit the fuck down] [I love baking]
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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saw some good trees yesterday
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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i need a coffee table book of every image ive ever reblogged
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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It's Lesbian Visibility Week and my five years on testosterone, so I have an urgent message from one random man to all lesbians on T:
YAAAAY WHOOO SOLIDARITY FOREVER I LOVE YOU HOORAY WHOOO HAHAHA YAAAAY CLAPPING AND SCREAMING AND HIGH-FIVING YOU AND CRUSHING BEER CANS AGAINST MY FOREHEAD YAAAAAY FRIENDSHIP AND JOY YAAAAY
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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It's Lesbian Visibility Week and my five years on testosterone, so I have an urgent message from one random man to all lesbians on T:
YAAAAY WHOOO SOLIDARITY FOREVER I LOVE YOU HOORAY WHOOO HAHAHA YAAAAY CLAPPING AND SCREAMING AND HIGH-FIVING YOU AND CRUSHING BEER CANS AGAINST MY FOREHEAD YAAAAAY FRIENDSHIP AND JOY YAAAAY
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grayve-mistake · 2 days
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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit
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