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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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I think we should put all kids on puberty blockers. You shouldn't have to have a gender until you want to.

Now let me just post this on Facebook and see how long it takes for one of my relatives to attempt to kill me with their mind. They've all got psychic powers but my wards are strong so at worst I get a vague itching.

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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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This is wookiee for the record this is why her name is funny to strangers

Thinking about the drunk guy at the park where I walk my dogs getting excited and laughing his ass off because our bichon/poodle/shitzu cross is named wookiee

"Like from star trek! The big guys from star trek! [Pretty good wookiee noise]"

Fuckin. You're a bit confused but you got the spirit?

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a character fainting in the middle of being lectured by their captain for something they did wrong, both worrying them and explaining why they'd made the mistake in the first place, is soooooo good

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psychiatry is for suckers

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Losing or Doing poorly in a video game is morally reprehensible

#Legit this is the attitude people in multiplayer have sometimes tho #Which is why I never get into multiplayer

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Thinking about the drunk guy at the park where I walk my dogs getting excited and laughing his ass off because our bichon/poodle/shitzu cross is named wookiee

"Like from star trek! The big guys from star trek! [Pretty good wookiee noise]"

Fuckin. You're a bit confused but you got the spirit?

#This guy is otherwise a dick for the record #Racist ass #But this was a very funny encounter

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Honestly I think it’s so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone’s really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.

And then over in the DC universe it’s like. This is Tim Drake. He’s a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he’s still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor’s degree.

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back tattoo by tattedbysyd

#Fucking sick

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Energy company has got some sass

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HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

#One time a coworker i liked #Suddenly out of the blue started saying trump wasn't so bad #And I just about fucking explode

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I really cannot overemphasize how based it is that the dungeon meshi fanart community has collectively decided that Falin is fat. Truly a historic W for anime girl likers everywhere. We need to set this as a precedent for all future popular anime - if no women in the cast are fat, the artists must pick at least one of those characters and draw them fat with absolutely no explanation or justification provided. This must continue until the people who make anime realize what they're missing out on by not putting this shit in the source material.