Meet Esther, who is passionate about her fabulous soirees, five fame bound sons, and doting husband, Keith. The entire family exudes greatness, but let's face it, Esther is the real star.
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Keith got rid of his Murder She Wrote DVD box set because his sons introduced him to streaming services. Netflix no longer streams MSW and Keith has to wait a whole 3 days for a new box set. This is a travesty!
Why don't you post again if you want to? We've missed you and the family! Just do it if it seems fun!
Thank you! I miss all of you cinnamon buns as well. Happy 2019 and I hope you’re doing well. Sometimes I get a notion to continue, but then it fizzles out. Esther and the fam may just pop up again in the future.
Thank you for making @gotproudparents so fun! Thank you for your interaction, positive vibes, and for getting my silly sense of humor. I still enjoy Got7 and a few other kpop groups, but I’m losing my interest these days. I am so happy to end this on a positive note, with much gratitude to the new friends I’ve made. I’ll still be lurking around Tumblr on my main blog @deaddowntothebed (nothing exciting goes on there) so feel free to reach out to me if you’d like!
So, let’s wrap this up. How does the family end up? What lies in store for Esther, Keith, and their five fame bound sons? Here goes...
Esther continued to live fabulously as the royal icon that she is. She holds second seat chairwoman of the country club, which gives her the power, that she so deserves, to banish Tish, Trish, and a few other harpies that needed to get the boot years ago! #TRIUMPHANT QUEEN! Also, she finally got her cats after Preston left for college--5 cats to be specific.
Keith retired early because all he really wanted to do was go on island cruises with Esther, enjoy artisan cheeses, and get the damn peace and quiet he so dearly deserved! Once Sydney and Quincy finally moved out, it was way too quiet for him. Even though it was slightly heartbreaking, he was reminded of all the possibilities he had being in a house alone, uninterrupted, with Queen Honey Thighs!
Phillip’s star to celebrity shot up high! He’s been in several Broadway shows and has done a few big screen adaptations of major plays. He lives abroad with his family of three, none of which turned out to be the offspring of snakes or trollops, which made Esther so very happy!
Beau reached the spot of top male international model. His face and body has graced the cover of countless magazines--including Better Homes and Gardens (no one knows why or how!). His cutie searched finally came to an end when he fell for a supreme cutie while in Milan. They now have two sons, a daughter, and three horses.
Did Preston ever succeed in world domination? Not exactly, but he does own his own software company and has created several apps that are utilized worldwide. Preston was featured in Forbes 500 and is one of the world’s top business moguls. He still doesn’t subscribe to the concept of marriage, but Gina has been his partner for years and they are quite happy together with their menagerie of dogs.
Sydney said he would be a fashion mogul, so he became a fashion mogul! His fashions are unprecedented and celebrities clamor to get an original Sydney design. Our boy Sydney is known worldwide for his unique and brilliant pieces. He’s living his dream life of international jet-setter and rubbing elbows with top musicians, actors, and models. He didn’t give up on his rap star wish...it just didn’t pan out like he wanted it to.
Quincy married his high school sweetheart, Lauryn, and together they own several international dance schools. They both teach dance and choreograph routines for some very famous artists. He never got over his sweet tooth and enjoys his chocolate treats as much as he ever did, but now it’s in moderation and the only person stealing his triple fudge brownies is Lauryn--and he never complains.
Hmmm...Phillip’s not sure, but he’s seeing some snakelike qualities in Gabby that he’s never noticed before. Since when did Esther’s plans for any top secret, upcoming soirees become so important?
Beau do you like cuties younger or older than you?
I’m a cutie connoisseur of all legal ages. They have to be old enough to get into a club and not so much older as to have Chris Hansen knocking at their door.
When Quincy wants something from their mom, he tasks his older brothers to ask for him instead. Hey, they can all benefit from getting pizza, wings, and ice cream right?
Sure vacation was fun, but Preston is jetlagged and doesn’t feel like participating in family jazzercise this morning. However, Phillip’s being a good big bro and encourages his little brother because the family that jazzercises together can eventually go to Pinkberry together...or however the saying goes.
The new school year is just around the corner and now Esther must strategize with her sons (as well as Keith, who will bankroll the operation) on how they can best stunt on their classmates for the next semester.
When your mom has “already told you...” several times and is one second from boxing your ears but your dad swoops in like a saint and saves you from certain doom.
jinyoung making sure jb doesn’t kill their brats is my fav concept