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I think on the same hand as “It’s messed up to make fun of Americans for expensive healthcare or school shootings”, Americans have GOT to stop making jokes about British people’s teeth or Cockney accents. I used to think that was funny for a while but now I realize that’s just classism.

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not to go all cringe on main but fictional characters have genuinely helped me through some of the worst shit in my life n i’ll forever be grateful to fiction for giving me comfort when i’ve needed it most

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#mbahahahahaha never say being a hater is uncreatuve #i love this

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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

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Severe thunderstorm warning life is beautiful <3

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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William B. “Bill” Watterson II.

#ah so that’s the guy lemon demon was on about

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So I've been making marionette puppets of my neighbors (I'm taking a class) and let me tell you my landlord/building manager was SUPER not prepared to see the wooden version of him (he lives on my floor) when he came in to fix my stove

Anon no offense but I think I would call the police if I found out one of my neighbours was making wooden puppets of me without my knowledge

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So happy this man and his husband are safe now but good God he experienced some horrific shit.

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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Knowledge is empowering

#does this imply Europe has different genders?

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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queen of the world to me

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I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!