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Wait till ppl realize Gamzee was being sexually harrassed by Equius OFTEN (it was implied to be daily but that could also be an over-exaggertion due to how much Equius engages with Gamzee in that manner) and talked Gamzee into doing his weird RP.

Whenever Gamzee engages with these actions he is obviously uncomfortable but also still extremely willing to do it bc he was LITERALLY TOO NICE to refuse.

I hope everyone remembers how much of a people pleaser Gamzee was as well, literally changed his quirk for quick sec because of Karkats insults but then chnaged back again bc it just didnt feel right.

I HATE YALL

(Will say that this isnt even Equius hate, Im literally stating facts yall. I like Equius as much as the next guy but i dont like erasing the obvious flaws in these characters man. Dont take any hateful words seriously either)

#so true and real

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Taking a little break from the trolls to draw this very important boy

#writhes furiously #im looking at it so much #dirk strider #homestuck #dirkposting

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my lovely partner and i are on the brink of homelessness and we need $1500 to make it through the next week. reblogs are just as important as donations, if enough people see this it would take a tiny donation from each of them to save us.

#signal boost #mutual aid #urgent #emergency

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Look at this guy. Look at him go.

#THIS IS THE CONTENT #the only guy ever #jake english #jinglish posting

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Reject Society. Become Smol.

#become smol #homestuck

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Your name is Jake English, and you have just fallen twenty feet, wrenched your arm out of its socket, and broken one of your legs.  

You are twelve years old, the sun is going down, and you are certain you are about to die.  

#homestuck #jake english #fic #writing #c chatters #my posts #home22tuck #homestuck^2 #jinglish posting

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“Big Man on Campus”

story and art by @Protagonist_Of on twitter

#why did this make me cry #dave strider #dave my beloved

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finished my beta trolls series! i’m so proud of all of them :)

#oh my god its them #homestuck #beta trolls #that aradia design has me by the throat

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Kurloz doodles I did a WHILE ago

#kurloz my beloved #Shjiyemis art my beloved #kurloz makara

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anyone else still sometimes catch themselves thinking about how after all those years of idolizing dave strider and after all that time in the void session wondering and anticipating and nervously awaiting this theoretical possibility that he might get the chance to meet him, dirk finally fucking sits down with dave one on one hours from the final battle and like wow fucking surprise motherfucker

he gets to find out his literal worst fears were ACTUALLY true! the version of him that dave knew actually did, in fact, do his level best to ruin dave’s life and was an abusive, toxic influence from day one and throughout to the point where dave can’t even look at him without flinching! 

this coming at a time when dirk is already horrendously low on himself, his relationship with Jake literally just blew up like 3 hours ago and if the AR thing went down even remotely the same way there was also that and holy hell dude what a time to be informed about the existence of Bro Strider. Dirk is sitting there thinking he was a toxic influence to Jake from moment one and probably all of his friends the whole time and here Dave is confirming everything from a parallel perspective? 

you can just see this horrible gut clenching moment when this utterly defeated Dirk just meekly accepts that this other version of himself is reflective of his true innermost self and has justifiably ruined any chance he ever had of impressing or even knowing Dave

– and then you see Dave just immediately lift it off him, even get kinda angry at him for having the audacity to even try accepting it that way, you can FEEL Dave’s fucking confusion because he went in guns blazing expecting a confrontation with someone as impossible and inscrutable as Bro was. Dave went in expecting to punch a brick wall and get nowhere, and instead he got Dirk “you’re absolutely right and I’m so fucking sorry I ruined your life” Strider 

and from Dirk’s pov, listening to this, watching this, having this realization that this dave isn’t an untouchable, aloof, mysterious and mythical heroic figure of legend at all, but that only makes him MORE worthy of idolization in all the ways that genuinely matter – and simultaneously thinking that he’s already sabotaged himself out of the chance to know him at all.

It’s like, god, you know those hyperrealistic nightmares people have sometimes that are so fucking scary because they’re indistinguishable from real life, the ones where after you wake up it takes a long time for the understanding that it was actually just a dream to hit you and then you want to cry with relief? 

For Dirk this had to have been so much like that, the whiplash between being 100% sure that Dave was just going to say what he needed to say and then never speak to him again (and knowing Dirk would have considered it completely justified and never questioned his right to do so jesus christ) followed IMMEDIATELY by Dave just being like no you don’t get it, THIS you, this version of you, what I am looking for deep down in my fucking SOUL is for this you that you are right now to be a person that I can have in my life to tell me that I’m okay, that you’re okay, that WE’RE okay – and after fifteen minutes talking to you I can already immediately tell that you ARE that person. 

Dirk’s friends were always only interested in denying the possibility that Dirk could ever truly become a monster, they could never have possibly understood just how DARK Dirk is at his most self destructive, and that’s part of why their reassurances were always hollow for him – they didn’t GET IT, right, they never could have followed the rabbit hole all the way down, so what did they know? But this guy, Dave Strider, has literally seen Dirk at his worst, has lived through the actual reality of the worst things living inside the full-picture potential of Dirk Strider, has dealt with that to great personal detriment and is fucking STILL sitting here telling him “I can tell that you are different, I can tell that you are better, and I am willing to trust you and help you to become a better person than the guy I knew because at the end of the fucking day, you are too important to me to give up on”

like yeah confronting dirk with all of that was what dave needed absolutely but BEING confronted and ultimately forgiven by dave was what dirk needed too, just as much

in conclusion homestuck is good

#god this is so true and real #dirk strider #dave strider #analysis

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a davekat comic about reconciliation

#so real thank you #love them #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #so real

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listen. hear me out. no-game everyone's-human au when every single possible strider is just. there. and brothers.

#babe wake up new strider lineup just dropped

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Lazy afternoons

#ough i love them #dave strider #john egbert #davejohn

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Jacob english..

#JINGLISH JINGLISH JINGLISH #jinglish posting #i love this man #jake english

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The HOMESTUCK POV CAM for the UHC

A port of madman-bob's Homestuck POV Cam Chrome extension to the Unofficial Homestuck Collection. Follow each Character from Homestuck in chronological order from their point of view. Available now!

Download

#ok this is really fucking cool wtf #homestuck

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Rose: Hey everybody friendly reminder that

Rose: I am drowning

Rose: There is no sign of land

Rose: You are coming down with me

Rose: Hand in unlovable hand

John: Oh boy i am coming down with you? pog i love to be invited to things

Rose: I can't continue the bit I've decided I want to be loved now

#let that boy pog #rose lalonde #john egbert #is this my first egbertpost? john im so sorry

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Roxy: once i tried to explain "little meow meow" to jake and later he's like "What was that confounded thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

#little boo boo kitty fuck #jake english #roxy lalonde #this is the jinglish content im looking for people