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“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

#cat #video

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#funny

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I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE

#dog

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I’ve just been crazy about her forever and then one day I picked up my battered old guitar and I sang her a song.

#brooklyn 99

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bonus:

#the good place

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#brooklyn 99

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#thor

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Nice Shot!

#like a boss #video

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#stranger things

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#thor

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Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

#funny

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#accurate

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#malcolm in the middle

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why does everyone and their mother have a song called “jenny”

#my name is Jeni so I happen to like jenny songs very much #8-6-7-5-3-0-NIIIEEIINNNEEE

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ALSO, that moment when you log on to tumblr for the first time in a year and half the people you follow have changed their name and you have no idea who anyone is and what’s going on anymore...

#it's been a while #life has been crazy busy #but also wonderful #personal

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When you’re just sitting on the couch watching a movie and your husband appears and gives you a multivitamin and gropes your boob. <3

#marriedlife #ilovehimsomuch #alwayslookingoutforme #myfavoritehuman #we usually eat dinner together every night and take a multivitamin #but tonight was a LAZY/drinking night so we are eating whatever whenever #yeah fridays #personal

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The 100 AU: Octavia, Raven, Clarke, Lexa, and Anya form a band   🎸🎤

#I need a fanfic to go with this plz k thx bai #the 100