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putting your girl’s necklace on for her is peak intimacy

#please do this to me please please please #dyke tag

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Somehow managed to hurt my feelings over nothing. Nothing even happened legitimately, there's not even anything actually wrong. I'm just feeling insecure abt romance stuff tonight

#personal

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can’t stop dreaming about lotioning up someone’s big, heavy titties, pretending it’s just friendly, with each stroke softly pinching their nipples and pulling them softly, listening to those little whines as i get harder and harder

#please do this to me please please please #dyke tag

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TONIGHT AT 10: Doctors explain why sweetest girl in the world loves fucked up shit in bed

#yeah :)) #dyke tag

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#yeah :) #dyke tag

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The thought of my teeth against your skin turns me on.

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your fingers slowly pushing in and out of my mouth while your other hand grips my jaw, forcing me to keep eye contact even when i start drooling <3

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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

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National Alert⚠️

Do U fuck with me

#prev i fuck with u

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if we’re mutuals we’re friends. sorry there’s nothing you can do about it i love you now

#yall get to hear my gay little secrets tbh

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personally i kinda of enjoy it even though i dont use they/them because it kinda implies someone has looked at me and assumed i'm not cis lol. and at least in my social circle it's more polite to go with they/them if you aren't sure

please reblog for sample size :] its research

#my they is mostly there as a flag that im not cis tbh #but also i dont mind it #i prefer she/her overall these days tho #but they/them is an old friend who had my back through the hard times

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i looove hickeys so much. like omg you wanna leave YOUR mark on me?? show people that i’m all yours?? and even if they’re places others can’t see, we both still know they’re there and that i’m only yours <33

#please please please please please please #dyke tag

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definitely wasn't thinking abt getting pinned to the wall and being teased cuz i got all flustered and wtv only to js be covered in kisses what no ofc not im so normal

#yeah #i think abt this a lot #dyke tag

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Sorry I was born to be a hot lesbian trophy wife I literally don’t make the rules here

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Cursed to always think girls are just being friendly instead of flirting, lol 😅

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i have suuuuuuper soft and gropeable titties btw, just letting u know ty for coming to my ted talk

#its true #dyke tag