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glitchy7734 · 1 year

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-Kyle Broflovski Head Canons-

Favourite time of year

Kyle's favourite time of the year would be summer. Despite it always being snowy, he really enjoys the feeling of the sun being out more often. During this time, it's also summer vacation, which means Kyle can spend more time with his friends.

2. Does he read? What's his favourite book?

Kyle mostly reads comic books, sometimes challenging Stan with how many volumes he can read. But, sometimes, if something seems interesting enough to him, he'll partake in the odd romance novel. 'The Fault in Our Stars' and 'Girl in Pieces' broke him. So, in all, Kyle is a hopeless romantic when it comes to romance books - he wants to experience all aspects of love.

3. Favourite way to waste time

Kyle's favourite way to waste time would be studying. If he isn't hanging out with his friends or family or isn't doing something he enjoys, he'll study his ass off.

6. Favourite type of music

Kyle's main kind of music he listens to, which he rarely does, is more alternative/indie. One of his favourite bands is The Cure. But when he's studying, he'll play Mitski or Lana Del Ray in the background to help try and romanticise studying.

5. Hobbies

Kyle's hobbies are reading and playing basketball. He's pretty tall so it makes basketball easier. It was also something he found fun as a kid, so he decided to try and give it a go again.

6. Happiest Memory

When he found out Cartman had AIDs. Even if Cartman ended up giving it to him, he can't deny the pure happiness he felt when Cartman had finally received some karma.

7. Most embarrassing moment

There's been a few. He couldn't say 'most embarrassing' but one that was embarrassing was when Stan read a poem about his ass to the class.

8. A best friend moment

Kyle's best friend moment was one memory of him and Stan calling each other 'Super Best Friends'.

9. Blemishes or scars

Kyle has barely visible scars on each cheek, coming from mouth about a centimetre long. Has a kidney transplant scar on his right side. He also has multiple faded scars on his collarbones, elbows and knees - from a memory he'd rather bury and never mention again :)

10. Biggest fear

Kyle's biggest fear is disappointing people close to him. Maybe it's the mommy issues talking, but if he ever achieved less than what someone expects of him, he'd literally have a break down. This is also why he pushes himself to study so much, despite being called a nerd.

11. Good luck charm

A friendship pendant Stan gave him is both his most prized possession and his good luck charm. It's on a black woven string, and the pendant is a carved wooden raven. It's a inside joke to Stan's goth phase when he was a kid because he called himself 'Raven' as a goth name.

12. How he hugs

I can imagine around the shoulders from behind kind of hugs from him. It's kind of awkward because he's so tall and lanky, though. Also, he isn't much of a hugger, prefers hand holding.

13. How he sleeps

Bro fully sleeps on his back, no movement. Can't convince me otherwise.

14. How does he express love?

Platonically - quality time. If Kyle cares about someone in any way, he would try and spend time with them in the little free time he has, showing someone's important to him. Romantically - words of affirmation. Again, maybe it's the mommy issues talking here but words of affirmation assures him that his S/O loves him and, in return, shows that he loves his S/O.

15. A skill he'd love to have

*I can't think here*

16. His spirit animal

Weirdly enough, I feel like his would be a deer. Don't ask me why, I just feel deer vibes. A white stag, specifically. He also thinks they're really pretty creatures and they're avoidance of humans is intruiging.

17. Hogwart's House

At a first glance, many would assume Ravenclaw. But no, Kyle is actually a Slytherin. Not for the reasons of strong morals and bloodline legacies, but because of his ambition and determination of achieving his goals.

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glitchy7734 · 1 year

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-Stan Marsh Head Canons-

Favourite time of year

Stan's favourite time of year is the transition period between winter and spring. He enjoys seeing the days grow longer and the sun appear more - seeing the odd new flower bloom under the snow.

2. Does he read? What's his favourite book?

Stan doesn't really read much. If he reads anything at all, it's comic books. But he definitely tried reading some Edgar Allen Poe during his goth phase.

3. Favourite way to waste time

Stan's favourite way to waste time would be listening to music, laying in bed and just allowing time to pass him by.

4. Favourite type of music

Influenced by his hatred for his father and the metal band he was in when he was a kid, Stan's favourite type of music is metal or rock. One of his favourite bands is Korn.

5. Hobbies

Stan's hobbies just include writing songs and listening to music if that counts. His depression makes it difficult for him to try new things and stay committed to them. Also, I don't take him for a very sporty person.

6. Happiest memory

Stan's happiest memory is when he, Kyle and Kenny all turned Cartman into a ginger while he slept. It was funny, knowing how he would react in the morning. It also gave Stan a chance to get back at Cartman for everything he had done.

7. Most embarrassing moment

It would definitely be when he first threw up on Wendy. The fact that he had only just come to terms with his massive crush on her didn't help either. Poor guy cried in his room all weekend.

8. A best friend moment

Him and Kyle bleached streaks in Stan's hair because of impulsive thoughts one school day. Kyle put it in Stan's hair and nearly put it in his eyes. This was at 2am on a Wednesday.

9. Blemishes or scars

He has a small 2cm scar above his left eyebrow from when he contracted vaginitis. It left a scar similar to a chicken pox scar. Has a scar on his abdomen, slightly below his belly button - he can't remember how he got them. Also, he has a few scars on his forearms - from his tween years and from when he was overwhelmed by developing hormones.

10. Biggest fear

Stan's biggest fear is abandonment. He thinks of the ones closest to him leaving him and that really scares him. This leads to him being protective and overthink every action he makes.

11. Good luck charm

A friendship bracelet Kyle gave him is both his most prized possession and his good luck charm. It's made of small wooden beads, changing between red and blue, with a single silver bead on it.

12. How he hugs

Very awkward. Mostly just leaning his head on a shoulder or chest, with a single arm wrapped around them. It's not that he's not a hugger, he just has a hard time feeling fully comfortable with someone.

13. How he sleeps

Tosses and turns a lot. If he doesn't, means he's really exhausted. Starts off with seeping on one side but ends up with laying on his back in a starfish position.

14. How does he express love?

Platonically - acts of service. He'll let someone know he cares about them by offering to help them with anything he can. Romantically - quality time. Stan will spend as much time as he can with his S/O, from small hangout sessions to planned dates. This will all include small moments of physical touch like holding hands.

15. A skill he'd love to have

To be able to draw. He thinks it'd be really cool to be able to draw whatever he wants from his imagination. He'd definitely draw his superhero persona - Toolshed - as if he was a Marvel comic hero.

16. His spirit animal

Stan feels like he resonates with sloths on a spiritual level. Doesn't know why, maybe because he always feels sluggish and moves like them. He also thinks they look pretty cool.

17. Hogwarts house

He would be in Gryffindor despite his own insecurities.

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