Imagine a world where the word I is spelt E it would totally mess up that phrase
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I am gods gift to adultery
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Why do people who pirate always gotta let you know
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Why’d all these guys know about the Roman Empire like that for
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So washed
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People don’t respect the fact that there was a period of our lives extremely recently where you weren’t allowed to go outside for multiple weeks
Like who even cares anymore, it’s barely remembered. It’s basically like it never even happened
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Imagine playing Uno without the +2s and +4s stacking is there even a single bit of excitement in your life
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Bo Burnham not actually that good even
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People who passionately hate astrology are weirder than the people who believe in it
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It’s all fine
It’s all good it’s all fine
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You should know I was going to reply to your post with a funny response but I didn’t because I am a coward
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Billie Jean is not my lover
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No, Sherlock, you’re wrong. You’re insane. You’ve never been right before at all. Ever. Sherlock you can’t do this, your theory is crazy. You have literally never been right in the past. I’m not letting you interview the suspect, you’re insane. Okay you have 5 minutes, but just so you know I think you’re insane. Your deductions are insane, and they’ve never ever EVER been correct before. You’re fucking crazy. Sort yourself out, Jesus
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It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow
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I don’t really know what it is but it’s untapped trust me
glagycore is an untapped market
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Thinking about all the fake arguments I could win
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glagycore is an untapped market
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