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[givemeyourmiraculous]

What say you? Do you say yes to Fuck the patriarchy?

I feel like my history of akumatizations shows that I have always been on the side of woman's empowerment.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

listen. listen 2 me

which leather wearing blonde boy moved to paris around the time lb and cn showed up

and wHich. famously gnc dark haired red-favouring person would definitely "figure out" the heroes identities and make a point of lamenting it bc nooo of course it's not them

HM?

Hm....

Fascinating.

Access to training as well, certainly...

I'll think about it.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

I've been telling people for months, it's not my fault no one listens when I say who it is

I know for a fact I am not on that list. Stop wasting my time, Harrington JR.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

what if i told you i know who ladybug and chat noir are

Then you most likely would be among the hordes of Parisians who chose to be eternally unhelpful and elaborate on that statement, and only serve to both frustrate me and heighten the paranoia of said heros.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

thats not what i meANT-

We all know this would be over tomorrow if they just gave me the miraculous like I asked.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

have you even given a thought about how ladybug and chat noir's parents feel? how would you feel if it was your child you were torturing (hint hint!)?

I do. I often lament for the parents who must suffer through the endless fear and frustration their children subject them to with such dangerous antics.

It's tragic, really.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

You shush, knockoff Felix Agreste.

BOB!!!!

Hm.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

BOB!!!!

Hm.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

You and what backbone bubble boy?

Adrien was such a pushover YOU had to get akumatized on his behalf just to get a BIRTHDAY PARTY.

What if I told you that the international supermodel Adrien Agreste runs around in a cat suit trying to stop crime???

Are you kidding me?

With how hard Gabbie runs that poor kids life I'm amazed he can breathe unsupervised, let alone have the time to fight crime.

Besides, he'd keel over the second he has to do anything requiring a talent outside of standing around and looking vaugely in your direction.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

What if I told you that the international supermodel Adrien Agreste runs around in a cat suit trying to stop crime???

Are you kidding me?

With how hard Gabbie runs that poor kids life I'm amazed he can breathe unsupervised, let alone have the time to fight crime.

Besides, he'd keel over the second he has to do anything requiring a talent outside of standing around and looking vaugely in your direction.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

Oh

no

you

did

not

I have no shame in admitting inspirations.

Unlike Bob Roth :)

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

What inspired your sense of fashion? Tell me so that I am sure to never use it.

Happily!

Thank Jagged Stone!

:)

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

are you even trying to get their miraculouses at this point? honestly.

YOU SHUSH

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

dad give me a beat

. . .

This was a pleasant surprise.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

Dude you decide yet?

No.

Something came up.

I'm being threatened.

You'll know once I do.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

I know ladybug and Chat noir's secret identities.

And I presume this is where you say "But I won't tell you, ladadadada"

Boring, Unhelpful, Tired, Heard It Before, L, Ratio, Log Off, Touch Grass.

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[givemeyourmiraculous]

Welp, you should start thinking, I'm sure there are plenty other grandpa's around who would like my application

I think

I'm going to stew on this.

I'll get back to you.

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