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can someone please end school right now oelase🙏

#i’m suffering #AHHHHH #no more please

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LMFAOOO I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THIS WAY

THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING ME

This is why I'm not the biggest fan of the Price is the dad of the 141 headcanons, because what people fail to understand is that the person on the leash is actually Price

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actually here is a not-at-all organized list of things about cooper and bt that i think about a lot

:: the potential for bt to have trauma after lastimosa's death, and how it could transfer into a protective streak when it comes to cooper's wellbeing

:: cooper's panic and betrayal when bt pulled him out of the cockpit to save him from the fold weapon

:: how much bt already knew about cooper from lastimosa training him and potentially talking about him when cooper wasn't around

:: how cooper might've responded to bt being recovered, especially if it was done without his knowledge OR if he did it himself

:: bt watching over cooper via the neural link, and fussing over him whenever cooper comes to visit while upset or in a bad mood

:: domestic shenanigans (bt getting a bath, training antics, the two of them watching new pilots adapt to neural links and piloting a real titan, "bt can robots [human thing]" "pilot. why are you asking me that." - etc etc)

:: cooper getting giddy every time bt calls him "my pilot," and bt going !!! whenever cooper calls him "my titan"

:: banter. just. bantering.

:: bt getting to meet cooper's friends and/or family

:: cooper proudly showing bt his training footage and keeping him updated on his gauntlet record speeds/times

:: cooper getting paranoid or anxious and ending up only feeling safe enough to be able to sleep curled up in bt's cockpit

:: bt walking them around while cooper sits on his chassis or in the cockpit and rambles out loud

:: cooper asking bt tons of questions about space and how things work, and bt telling him the definitions and explaining them. cooper also asking bt to calculate stuff related to space so he can hear about theoretical scenarios or events with the celestial bodies, or records of those events happening.

BONUS BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS: "cooper. why is your titan so.... sassy?" "...blame his old pilot."

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fully believe Jack's passcode for everything numerical is 7274 and everyone around him knows it

#new fixation

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He's trans now because I only have one way of coping with this shit. Save me video game protagonist. Videogame protagonist save me.

He's just like me fr <-(he's not)

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realest thing i’ve seen

some eepy little soldiers

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spring break ended time to daydream

ALSO THIS GAME IS SO FUJNY

#no more spring break #:( sigh

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Respite.

Thank you @avroditelovesthesun for your cat <33

Ronin loves all cats... and I'm resisting the urge to write a fic or one-shot of ronin and cats 💀

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together

#ouchie #:(

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A silly idea turned out to be super cool 😍

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this app is trying to silence me

i am only able to post because i had to hold down on the actual app itself

#upsetting

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I LET MY FRIEND CHOOSE WHAT J SHOULF POST

#his name is mikey #yes he’s named after the ninja turtle

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THE ICEMAKER WONT STOP MAKING ICE 😥😥🤕🤕🤕😰😰

i am but only one man. i cannot consume that much

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After an extensive and demanding day of working in the mines (the school day) I am finally permitted to make the 5 hour trek (thirty minute bus ride) home.

#the mines

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good morning yall

#m and m

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i am waiting on a packag

i mustn’t fail. the family is relying solely upon me to sign this dudes clipboard or something

#waiting #slightly impatient

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can a little goblin come and eat my assignments ty 🙏

#dread #me when the grading period is almost over