ghoulbats

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

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In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"

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*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?

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sorry for being weird, the loneliness and the need for a deeper, more meaningful human connection is eating me alive

#fr

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

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i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something

#like actually

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do i wanna be your friend?? yes. will i message you?? no

#i will simply stare at your icon longingly and let out a wistful sigh

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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

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drew all official pikachus drawn by Ken Sugimori, for a pokemon-themed tshirt contest

#look at them!!! #babies!!! #pikachu #pokemon #art #<3

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#literally me if a demon queen corrupted me #honestly she wouldn’t even have to corrupt me first i’d choose to do this #like hi do you need a lap dog? i can bark :3

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

#i want a bagel so bad :(

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thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity

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mutuals i fucking love you all so much forever btw. If you care

#real and true and you BETTER care #<3