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Ghost's Soft April Day 30: Space & Moonchaser Week Day 2: "I can't believe this" - @ghostsfanficevents Harry Potter - Marauders Era, Doctor Who Remus and James sit in the TARDIS and admire space 367 words

Crack, fluff, crossover

#moonchaser week 2024 #moonchaser week #ghosts soft april #ghosts soft april 2024 #ao3 link #crack fic

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Moonchaser Week Day 2: "I can't believe this" - @ghostsfanficevents Sirius and Peter find James and Remus making out 586 words

Rates Teen and Up, Established Relationship, Dramatic Sirius Black

#moonchaser week #moonchaser week 2024 #moonchaser #wolfchaser #wolfbucks

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Ghost's Soft April Day 30: Space @ghostsfanficevents Doctor Who Fourteen/Rose Rose is much older than she ever thought she'd be, and yet again is on the hunt for the Doctor. The one she finds is strangely older, but with a familiar face.

Reunion, dialouge heavy, 653 words

#ghosts soft april #ghosts soft april 2024 #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #rose tyler #fourteenrose

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you know your idea is stupidly funny when you feel the need to preface with you're not drunk. That being said, I am not drunk. I've just been watching a lot of mattshorehere and had the best crack fic idea. Let's call this a moonchaser week fic for Alt 1: Muggle AU, and it's a tumblr exclusive. It's also crack, it's pure crack, I'm not convinced I haven't somehow gotten drunk on water it's that ridiculous. If you haven't seen the video I'm referencing and that inspired this, here it is

mentions of nudes, again major crackfic, @ghostsfanficevents

Remus had a habit of making terrible jokes. Jokes so awful they circled back to funny and then back to bad. Subpar at best James would say. They still always pull a chuckle from him, and he refuses to leave Remus on seen when they're texting and he sends a dumb joke.

Autocorrect was a massive bitch.

James had only meant to send haha. That was it. It was a barely passable joke, a true Remus Lupin special. It wasn't really worthy of anything more than that. A HAHA would be too much, a hahaha even worse. He stared at his phone-screen in horror. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Eight, all caps, ha's.

He could picture Remus grinning at his screen, thinking his jokes had finally been good. It was a lameass joke, and now he was probably going to reuse it. He rushed to correct it. He could have sworn he'd typed out 'sorry didn't mean that' instead what sent was 'dude please hold me'. James continued looking at his phone in horror.

Remus had read it almost instantly, like he was staring at the messages waiting for James to say something. He hurried to correct it, some form of apology or excuse, but instead a row of roses sent. James decided to switch off his phone before things got worse.

Autocorrect was very much still a massive bitch. Several weeks had past since the incident as James had taken to calling it and they hadn't talked about it. It was for the best, James wasn't sure how he could explain his way out of that one.

A message from Remus popped up and James grinned to himself. The joke itself was utterly idiotic, it was more Remus himself that prompted the reaction in James. He rolled his eyes at the attempted joke and typed out a haha.

Except it did the thing again. Where James had written haha, and pressed send on haha, it send instead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Once again eight all caps ha's. He rushed to fix the mistaked.

'I did not meant that' he sent. Instead 'Bro, please hug me' appeared in their chat. James tried to correct again, but a row of bouquet emojis replaced it.

"Fuck," James mumbled to himself. He opened his images, he had a lot of stupid things saved maybe something would work. He spotted the perfect one and selected it. He double checked that he'd only selected that and pressed send.

James watched the image load in their chat. Once it finished loading James cursed again. That was not the stupid meme befitting the situation. That was a hehhum, tastefully nude, photo of himself. A silk blanket draped across his lap, leaving very little to the imagination, but just enough to intrigue. He'd only taken it to boost his self confidence.

He went to delete it but Remus had already seen it. He'd seen it the second it had sent, he'd been lurking in their chat again.

"Fuck me," James said aloud. Instead of leaving autocorrect to it, he tried to call Remus. He did not answer. He switched to instagram instead and shot of a dm apologising for the weird situation. James didn't wait for a reply instead he tossed his phone to the side and got up to head to his art studio, he needed a distraction.

Autocorrect was a certified complete and utter bitchfuck. James wasn't even sure what that meant, but he liked it. It felt fitting. It had been another few weeks and Remus had accepted James' story and they'd laughed about it. Past that they hadn't talked about it, and James had never actually unsent the photo, Remus hadn't seemed too bothered anyway.

The familiar ping of a message rang out from his, and James grinned. He'd set a specific tone for Remus. He wiped his hand off on the rag next to him and grabbed his phone. It was yet another stupid joke. He snorted slightly and shook his head. Only Remus would find that funny, but it was it's own sort of charm James supposed.

'haha' he typed out. He noticed immediately that it had changed as soon as he'd hit send. Something was seriously up with his phone, his bet was Peter or Marlene both of them were creepily tech savey. If anyone could make him flirt with Remus through autocorrect it was them. In place of his two all lowercase ha's were once more eight all caps ha's. He sighed and typed out an excuse he knew wouldn't send.

'Mate please hold me' appeared in the chat. James sighed again. Maybe a meme would work this time. James scrolled past the photos he'd taken recently, careful not to click them, and found the same one he'd tried to send before. He clicked it, double checked it was the only thing selected, and then triple checked. For safe measure he took a screenshot of it selected and then sent it over.

James held his breath as it loaded. He waited for it to show the meme, but instead one of the new photos he'd taken appeared.

"FUCK!" James shouted. This one was even worse than the nude he'd sent before. The previous one had been artistic, taken on his camera, edited to look perfect. This one had been a similarly artistic photo, sure. He could just about claim that. The same silk blanket was draped in his, but instead on taken on the floor with a brilliant pose picked to show off his abs, it had been a mirror selfie. Even less was left to the imagination, the silk was more scrunched up and slightly higher too. It was damn good one of his hands was in his lap or he was something something would actually be exposed. The other hand had been held loosely around his phone, angling it perfectly so his slight smirk could be seen in the mirror.

James stared in horror as Remus saw it instantly. He watched as Remus went to type, then stopped, then started again.

"Shit," James said. He typed as much. He hit send without considering the current problem he was having with texting Remus.

'Mate I'm lonely' it read. James cursed again. He considered trying to fix it, but he wasn't sure how. Instead he threw his phone across the room and screamed into his desk.

Autocorrect was a brillaint wingman James reflected. He wrote as much in the vows he was drafting out. Without the weird situation his phone had started he wasn't sure he'd have ever gotten the courage to even face his feelings for Remus yet along act on them. Remus rather felt the same.

He wasn't sure exactly why his phone had started doing that and specifically with Remus, Marlene and Peter were pretty convinced it was entirely impossible until they'd both witnessed it actually happen in real time. Still, he thanked it for happening, even if it was embarrassing.

Who knew a bit of unfunctionally autocorrect would lead to James marrying his best mate?

#moonchaser week 2024 #moonchaser week #mooncahser #crack fic

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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

#i'm agender

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Ghost's Soft April day 29: Cafe @ghostsfanficevents Doctor Who Twelve/Jack/Rose Rose had gotten bored while they were stuck on Earth guarding the vault. Sure her and Jack could leave the Doctor alone with Nardole and the vault, but instead she'd opened a cafe and Jack liked working there when he was bored.

Fluff, Domestic, 1285 words

#ghosts soft april #ghosts soft april 2024 #doctor who #twelvejackrose #ao3 link

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Moonchaser Week Day 1: Getting Together - @ghostsfanficevents Three days after the full moon Remus and James are up at the astronomy tower admiring the stars. He could blame it on the pain, or the haze the pain relief potions put him in, but he doesn't have a filter and it leads to a confession. 842 words

Remus Lupin is a simp for James Potter

#moonchaser week #moonchaser week 2024 #moonchaser #wolfbucks #wolfchaser

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Ghost's Soft April Day 29: Cafe + Moonchaser Week Day 1: Getting Together - @ghostsfanficevents Harry Potter, Marauders Era James/Remus James finally gets the nerves up to ask Remus out on a date, he thinks it's going but Remus hadn't realised it was a date

Fluff, mild miscommunication, modern day au, 1025 words

#ghosts soft april #ghosts soft april 2024 #moonchaser week #moonchaser week 2024 #moonchaser #wolfbucks #wolfchaser #marauders era

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Currently writing day 11 of romance may, it's less romance and more a focus on queer joy I'd say, and a mild advertisement for the uks oldest gay bookshop

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Ghost's Soft April Alt 5: Photos @ghostsfanficevents Doctor Who Past Nine/Rose/Jack Rory and Amy while bored find a room full of furniture and old things. One of those things is an old photo album and they look through it, they don't recognise anyone in it though.

Memories, past relationship, mostly canon compliant, 1099 words

This is a little earlier than I usually post well that's because my 40yo dad has decided that it's a brilliant idea to have a party in our bungalow at 2am with people I don't know

#ghosts soft april #ghosts soft april 2024 #ninejackrose #amy pond #rory williams #eleventh doctor #ao3 link

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I like straws, in fact I struggle to drink without them, except I also like wine glasses. Straws and different types of wine glasses don't get along :(

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Ghost's Soft April Day 27: Fairies @ghostsfanficevents Harry Potter, Marauders Era Pandora/Dorcas/Marlene Pandora has a secret and she thinks it's time to share it with her girlfriends

Fluff, reveal, fairy pandora, wings, 1063 words

#ghosts soft april 2024 #ghosts soft april #ao3 link #marauders era #pandora lovegood #pandora #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #dorlene #pandorlene #polyam shipping

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So funny story, I'm such a nerd I once caused myself injury by writing for a prolonged period of time in a bad position. This happened on valentines day 2021, and I never actually got it looked at. It's one of those injuries that still acts up years later, like right now while I'm trying to write it keeps twinging

#also anytime I roll my shoulders it pops and creaks and cracks #my left shoulder and my left wrist could be percussion in some fucked up creepy song #please someone laugh with me at this

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Fuck it, Marlene has a massive family. She's got cousins and a sister and aunts and uncles and it a complicated family dynamic that none of my fics have time to explore yet

#marlene mckinnon

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Ghost's Soft April Day 26: Rain @ghostsfanficevents Doctor Who Nine/Jack/Rose On a trip to stock up the galley Jack, Rose and the Doctor catch a sudden downpour. Rose doesn't feel like waiting it out in the cafe though

Pre slash, dancing, fluff, pining Jack Harkness, 1059 words

#ghosts soft april #ghosts soft april 2024 #doctor who #ninejackrose #ao3 link #polyam shipping

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.... it's actually 12

How many fics am I writing for the seven day event, that has nine prompts, moonchaser week? THIRTEEN, I'M WRITING THIRTEEN FUCKING FICS Moonchaser has infected my brain and I don't know how this happened

#and now i've finished nine

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How many fics am I writing for the seven day event, that has nine prompts, moonchaser week? THIRTEEN, I'M WRITING THIRTEEN FUCKING FICS Moonchaser has infected my brain and I don't know how this happened

#so far i've finished 8 of those