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“This reads like a heritage post” this, “posts that have 100k notes to me” that,

Just kiss me on the mouth already good lord yall don’t needa be doing all that

#I am a humble little tumblr fella and I don’t need all this rowdy nonsense #shut up geo

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Anyone else see one of the trucks that carries other cars and just think

Ah yes

That car is pregnant

#just me? #I always feel like I need to give them extra space the same way I would give additional respectful personal space to a pregnant person #shut up geo

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Biggest tragedy of being aroace is that I’m so damn hot and nobody even gets to do me

#these thick thighs do not even save lives #shut up geo

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rise is always fun to rewatch for me because of its attention to design details. these screenshots are from the bug busters episode. look at his battle shell: we see in these shots that it's designed to be flexible and not constraining for his movement

if you ever held a mango cut like this, you'll get the idea of how donnie's battle shell works

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It’s so bizarre sometimes to meet people who are so amazed by what is, to me, the simplest thing

Today I told someone “Just because you’re not perfect doesn’t mean you’re bad” and they genuinely needed to take a minute to process it

The human experience is varied 😗

#shut up geo

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The silly little phrases that define how I live:

- The day is over but you’re not

- Only sexy people have problems

- Everything is made of the same stuff forever

- Your achievements are irrelevant to your worth

- The horrors persist but we stay silly

- The human experience is varied (when something ridiculous happens)

- It is hard to be alive but also very beautiful

- Everything is made up

#my personal silly thoughts #shut up geo

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Can’t even listen to Mitski in the tub for hours anymore bc my roommate gets worried

The horrific endeavor of being known 🙄

#shut up geo

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Ok??? Let him out??

#free him #shut up geo

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I had the similar experience, but with some key differences.

I was not able to keep myself amused with fantasy worlds. I would sit alone and watch the other children play as a pit of distain and longing filled my chest.

I would sit there every day against the fence of the playground, staring, writing, watching. I was not allowed in. I was, for no (at the time) discernible reason, fundamentally wrong.

I knew I was different, and it killed me. It ate me alive from the the inside out, and my heart and mind rotted away, consumed by the writhing mass of longing and sadness, it’s legs and mandibles pricking and pinching at my self image.

Im come so far from then. But good god. I was so convinced that I was made for the sole purpose of being laughed at and ostracized.

The subtle phycological trauma of being quietly dismissed for over a decade will destroy you, child or not.

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

#autism #actually autistic #autistic thoughts #neurodivergent #shut up geo

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I leave you hooligans alone with a post for FIVE MINUTES-

#destroy this post #y’all what the hell #‘post that has x notes to me’ #I’m begging you to leave my poor page alone

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Rottmnt

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this is how the cold war ended

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I’ve got ADHD and am constantly exhausted and burnt out, and caffeine makes me go to sleep. Anyone got any alternatives that will get me awake the way caffeine should?

#I’m actually fucking begging #shut up geo

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One thing I will never understand:

People who get frustrated by a fitted sheet.

“It won’t stay on” put it AROUND the entire corner you fucking animal

It’s supposed to tuck UNDERNEATH the entire mattress you heathen

#I have never had an issue with keeping bedsheets on my mattress before and I really don’t understand #why do people not pull it down over the mattress and instead just cup it over the corner? #and then they are shocked it doesn’t stay?? #hello?? #I may be disabled and a fag but at least I know how to work a fucking bed sheet #grow up #shut up geo #(lighthearted)

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gay sex

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Super fun idea I just had

What if we didn’t call people slurs? Specifically people you’ve never met?

If you and ur bestie call each other queer faggot sluts as a joke and think it’s funny? Fine

But calling someone you just met a tranny whore to be quirky and fun? Hey fuck off maybe

#queer freshman straight outa high school need to chill the fuck out #‘a gay person who doesn’t enjoy being called slurs? that’s crazy!’ #please for the love of god go eat grass #horny gay freshman need to cool it with the slurs