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Most of them are married, I think. And if they aren't, they're probably straight... so that's why.

Right but I’ve always wondered — do Victoria’s Secret models have orgies after the fashion show? And if not, then why the fuck not? And if yes, can I be invited? I don’t even have to get involved, I swear I’ll just take a video and send it to TMZ to masturbate to later as well as, like, get rich and shit.

#c #allison #life goals: allison tbh

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did anyone send me an ask bc i got the notification and then i clicked my inbox and nothing's therE

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yes please omg

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truth or dare

Either or, to be honest... but I'm leaning towards dare.

#questions #that's a new tag #Anonymous

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That's the worst thing you've ever said, Blaise. I won't be able to get a boner for like, a year now.

Aww. You don’t want me to suck your dick?

#c #blaise

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@mimirollins:@reedread now you finally get why i was done with him huh? get better? it's not like i am sick, you dork. ugh idk why they would want me around ugh.

@reedread: @mimirollins he's negative energy. you could be sick though. mentally sick. you know, you could have a breakdown. we want you around because we miss you, mimi

#twitter #i googled it and some of them literally have crocodiles in their pools #why? do you want it to come out at like 3am and bite your leg off?? #what's wrong w/ people from florida

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We were just at a theme park, or something of the sort.  I just thought that because you're so rich and whatnot, that you'd buy exquisite berries or whatever.

Your mere presence is insulting — you smell like greasy theme park food. I don’t know where Consuela does her shopping, some organic whole food’s place in the city. There’s other places to get groceries than that insect-infested dump, you know.

#c #cecilia #oh my god the day cecilia interacts with a child is the day that i cry #how will she take care of a baby will she throw a fit if it throws up on her jfc

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Yeah, but I only have about 3 female friends, and one of them is playing games with us right this moment. Besides, you're not that type of companion anyways.

Pfft. Am I not your companion?

#c #blaise

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Not necessarily harassing them. I mean, at least I didn't try to cop a feel like Goofy did to you. 

Are you harassing the Princesses, Daugherty?

#c #willa

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Sex isn't everything, Blaise. I was just looking for a companion.

Due to the lack of female organs I’m not sure what were you even after.

#c #blaise #credit to you fr i was so stuck ):

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I wasn't even trying to insult you. I was pretty much just wondering where you bought your food and other basic necessities from, considering the fact that you think Wal-Mart is too low-end for you.

Your attempts at insulting me are more laughable than your attempts at joking, to be honest. I’m going to give you one more chance to save yourself from further embarrassment, so think really long and hard about your next response.

#c #cecilia #i'm giGGLING omg perhaps you can post a starter abt like... #a kid letting their icecream drop on her louboutins #and maybe she's not that mad and she's like w/e i can just buy a new pair but you're still a little shit for doing that

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Apparently, if you wink at Ariel, the Little Mermaid, she'll get mad.

#v.start #credit to shadia even if i don't have to credit her for this starter

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@mimirollins:@reedread stop, he is an asshole who just wants to be fucking rude and you know it. no please reed, this has to stop i don't want to go home

@reedread: @mimirollins i'm so over him already, i'm just done with him constantly being a douche. mimi, trust me, i just want you to get better but... i can't stop nine people from trying to find you

#twitter #on every corner? wtf #do these people just have crocodiles as pets?

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i just cried oh my gOD i love chipotle like chipotle is life

if i ever drop out i'm working at chipotle i want discounts smh

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WHAT'D U GET?? 

plus chipotle is my fave i just

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@mimirollins:@reedread he cares? please, that asshole only wants to fuck me over. i heard he is driving, so maybe try getting him to realize how dumb it is for him to do it? maybe he will drive you all back?

@reedread: @mimirollins if someone drives literally hours to just bitch at you, then yeah, they do care. they could also be obsessed. i'll see what i can do, though, he's stubborn as hell.

#twitter #jfc if i saw a crocodile i'd have a panic attack #i'm from ny tho so i don't have to worry about those

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@mimirollins:@reedread seriously i don't know why he would ever come along, just to yell at me? omg exactly why i left last night. do me a favor? please take everyone back home after you all get tired of florida, yeah?

@reedread: @mimirollins i know, obviously he still cares. i can't promise you that mimi, we're still worried, or at least some of us are, and i'm not in charge of the drive anyways

#twitter #i've never been to florida before!! #well i stopped there for a few mins before i flew to south america but all i saw was palm trees