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#OUR PRINCESS DI SJDJKDJSJF

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#no genders left after 9/11

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ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?

#bc who wants to read moby dick

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forbidden mario pussy attack

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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I think this might be a masterpiece

#i miss toktok so much

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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capybara

#animals

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

#the library thinks i read so much more than i do

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#baby noises and pterodactyl screeches #cats

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

#hot bodyguard #lmao