if your card gets declined at therapy they bring out the grandchild your parents treat with so much more love and patience than they ever afforded you
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alternate takes on attuned azura
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wait I have more:
you know, the guy who plays jonathan harker in thr 1992 dracula
the actress who voiced moses' sister in the prince of egypt
the actress who voiced charlotte from the live action charlotte's web
the guy who voiced hrothgar in the cgi beowulf
i described danny trejo as 'the uncle from spy kids' and henry is flogging me into the ground
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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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got my holes filled at h&r block
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Eid Mubarak, I love you all, may we witness a free Palestine within our lifetimes inshallah
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah
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as a hamster owner myself, i can confirm that baldur’s gate 3 accurately represents the hamster / hamster “owner” dynamic
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two birds with one stone scooped out that guys brains and tits at the same time
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not a fan
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