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offensively and distressingly beautiful

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Pete: Vegaaas! You are losing a lot of blood, what's your type?

Vegas: dark hair, kind, small waist, nice ass, ex boxer

Pete: your blood type Vegas

Vegas: Oh AB 🥰

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the way we all know that in the final ep the most disturbing thing wasn’t the violence or the toxic relationships or the lies but the fact that porchay put his phone to his ear and his headphones on WHILE HE HAD HAIRDYE ON

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche porchay #vegaspete #i barely move when i have hairdye in my hair so i don’t stain anything #guess he can just get new headphones with papa korn’s money

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no i’m not crying you are

vegas pete at the lakehoouse, day 45

*vegas is sitting on the counter, while pete stands between his legs,  gently cupping his face*

pete: you’re so tiny 

vegas: i am not-

pete: *squishes his cheeks* you’re my smallest baby, i love you so much

vegas: i am the heir of a mafia clan-

pete: *kisses his forehead* god i want to keep you in my pocket 

vegas:

vegas: *blushing furiously* where is my gun Jesus-

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What's funny to me is that Vegas really went around kissing Pete, closing his eyes dramatically like they were in a typical college BL drama EVEN before they bonded over their daddy issues. Boy found one "friend" to have "fun" with and imprinted like a duckling. Pathetic. I love it 😂

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me: going to sleep

my brain:

yeah so remember how you just watched the final kinnporsche ep don’t forget that everyone looked amazing and there was so much exciting drama and action wow also how about that passionate kiss that kinnporsche shared on the sofa yeah what about porchay crying and also kim smacking the shit out of people for him also remember how vegas was crying and kissing pete and how pete ran after him and also how they kissed so chastely and then a bit more passionately and pete’s breath was shaky and yeah anyway that’s all i got for you good luck trying to sleep bye

#vegaspete #kinnporsche #how to fucntion

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pete’s shaky exhale after the third kiss here

me at my phone

#have mercy on me PLEASE I BEG #vegaspete #kinnporsche #man wasn’t unaffected #i’ll never stop ranting about macau the 🐓block

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okay but porsche better make sure kinn has a spare gun on him whenever they go do some mafia stuff together since kinn clearly doesn’t understand the words ”grab my other gun” in any other way than an invitation to attack porsche’s dic–

#kinnporsche #vegaspete #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche ep 14

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them: so how many times did you watch the vegaspete ending kiss(es) scene?

me: yes–

#vegaspete #i feel so fulfilled yet so DEPRIVED at the same time pls i nEED MORE

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Kinnporsche ended. My lil meow meow Vegas got his happiness Pete. Now what should I do with my life??

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i mean i KNOW they couldn’t end the show called kinnporsche with a scene of vegas and pete doing the horizontal tango or whatever you wanna call it but C’MON their kisses were so sweet and shy and jUST when they started kissing more passionately fricking fish pond pissing macau rises up with a shit eating grin AND INTERRUPTS THEM PLEASE

#vegaspete #okay i will go to sleep now i actually have places to be tomorrow #BUT MACAU HOW COULD YOU UGH

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Me @ the KinnPorsche team for

making me believe they actually killed Vegas (even though I've been talking about their tendencies to mislead the audience for weeks)

making me believe they would end the show without a final VegasPete scene...just to LITERALLY end the show with a VegasPete scene

making me cry again because that final scene was the most unexpected and wholesome scene imaginable

So fuck you and thank you so so much. 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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i was so fricking scared for a moment there that we wouldn’t get some kind of closure to vegaspete and that their last scene would be the pete crying over vegas’ body BUT THANK GOD WE DID

#vegaspete #i live for the crumbs #macau you c0ckblock

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MACAU YOU BASTARD I SWEAR—

#vegaspete

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why thank you 😌

https://uquiz.com/quiz/JqisQS/which-kinnporsche-character-are-you?p=2851566

#vegaspete

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laughing at myself for not even realizing how Bible goes from dry to absolutely soaked in sweat over the course of one scene because I'm so wrapped up in the emotions and then I see gifs of the scene later and I'm like 'when were they out in the rain'

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