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IM LITERALLY SOBBING RN

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sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

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what sort of person philip 1 would be in today’s society?

He'd be one of those political children on TikTok. But like... you would just think he was a normal TikTok Fuckboy until he posts something so un-relatable. Then you google him and find out that his father was the fucking secretary of the treasury.

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Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844

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https:// archiveofourown.org/ works/31887760

tumblr won't let me post full links

I sure hope the fuck not

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Lmao why is Jefferson’s wife so hot?

Like it throwing me off. This ass worm of a man had the hottest bitches in the southern colonies. I hate him for that. Not just for that but..a lot for that.

YEAH HE REALLY REACHED UPWARDS IDK HOW SHE FELL FOR HIM

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Yo 1776 sucks. All them fuckers got staring problems, I went back yesterday and they fucking staring at me like I was a ghost or some shit. There wasn't any chicks like none, all them movies where there's hotties in big dresses none of that. AND ON TOP OF THAT they got no sense of personal space one dude grabbed me by my neck and said the N word, I didn't see him but you better hope he was black cuz I will throw hands

Fam the songs are just bad and the movie is too long. That’s why it’s bad

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Imagine.

Hamilton's car slides to a stop on the wet road. Maria clasps onto his shoulder gently but firmly.

"W-W-ww-w-where are we" The Brunette stutters. Hamilton brushes her hand off of his shoulder, coldly. "HE-LOOO" She says louder closer to his ear, in her thick New York accent.

Alexander leaves the car slamming the door behind him. Maria begrudgingly opens the her own door. Stepping out of the car, Maria read the sign standing in front of her.

Welcome To The

CLOWN MOTEL

* Office *

huh She thinks, still in her thick New-York accent. Maria turns around only to see a... a... A GRAVEYARD!?!?

"Colonel Hamilton why are we going to a clown hotel next to a graveyard"

Hamilton refuses to answer her scared inquiries, deciding rather to be a vague asshole.

"Trust me"

Hamilton slithers his fat ass into the hotel, Maria teetering on her 3 inch strappy heels behind him.

When they enter the "establishment" no other than James Cheetham is sitting at the front desk. Maria considers stopping him before remembering what she's getting out of this. 800 dollars. With that money she'll be able to get Susan into a better school. Susan wold probably need better clothes. Another 800 dollars. Kids are very expensive.

"Welcome to the Clown Motel how can I *honk* you today"

Hamilton leans over the desk, obviously nervous.

"Is room 69 free"

"Sure would you like *honk* to reserve it"

"Very much"

James types some bullshit into his computer . He slides a key across the desk.

"Please, enjoy your stay *honk*"

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Maria watches as Hamilton struggles with the door. The door busts open pulling Alexander in with the door. Maria goes in after him and does a small spin, landing on the hideous bed sheets behind her and making a light honking sound.

This gives Hamilton the time to look her down. Her feet are tucked into black sandal heels with a strap around her ankles. She's wearing a short backless, black dress with mesh sleeves. It's easy to see up her skirt with the way she's sitting. Maria's panties are plain white, contrasting her bright red lipstick.

"We meet here every Saturday from now on" He says in a low voice twirling his fingers in and out of her mouth. His finger's taste is surprisingly similar to Burr's asshole.

Maria tries not to think about that. Maria tries not to think about anything happening actually. She pretends she's not having sex in a clown motel for money. She tries to pretend she can't hear the honking sound with every thrust of Hamilton's hips. But she is, and no amount of make-believe can change that. The same way nothing can change the fact that you are reading this ask.

#i love this #alexander hamilton

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As an amrev fan I wish all my free mutuals a very I don’t know what the fuck you’re rambling about and the revolution seems like a fucking mess but to be honest so is amrev so you do you

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people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

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Did our favorite shawty wear them Snapple possum jeans when he went to duel Hamilton?

snapple possum jeans // duel with a. burr

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Mom: Emily, you have to play your music out loud.

Me *listening to But, Mr. Adams*: :|

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saw someone make a richard kichard michard joke here on tumblr dot com and y’know im not sure if it’s because i have that kind of influence or if someone else came up with the joke and i’m unoriginal

#richard kichard michard

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Robespierre liked anal *post*

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thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was