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Martin: Arthur, “M”.

Arthur: What? Oh! Mountain, Moccasin, Magma.

Carolyn: What's this now?

Douglas: Arthur's trying to learn the phonetic alphabet. He favors the spot-check method of revision and none of the above Arthur, no.

Arthur: Err, Molecule, Mongoose, Mosquito

Martin: Shorter.

Arthur: Mosque!

Carolyn: It's a name.

Arthur: Macnamara, Mitchison, Moon.

Douglas: A first name.

Arthur: Martin, Maggie, Milly, Molly, Mandy, Matthew, Michael.

Carolyn: Nearly, shorter.

Arthur: Micky, Mick, Mi, Mo!

#limerick #quote

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If you have any bombs…they’re not allowed on the aeroplane. Please put them…in the bin.

#uskerty #quote

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Hi … guys. I am most glad to have you all with me on the plane for this short trip from … here to the U.K. My name is … Doug… Smith,

#wokingham #quote

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Carolyn: Where is Martin?

Douglas: His hat blew off.

Carolyn: Blew off? How did it blow off? It’s bigger than he is.

#xinzhou #quote

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The man in the loo refuses to come out, so give Douglas your hat.

#boston #quote

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Arthur: Chaps? Have we landed?

Douglas: Yes, Arthur. Well spotted.

#johannesburg #quote

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Carolyn: Arthur. Say something.

Arthur: Ooh! Okay! What shall I say?

Carolyn: Well, anything, just so I know where you are and I don’t tread on you getting back to my seat.

Arthur: Oh, right! ♪ Here I am, don’t tread on me. Here I am, don’t tread on me. Here I am, don’t tread on me. Here I am, don’t tread on me... ♪

#xinzhou #quote

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Yves Jutteau: Anything else?

Martin: Yes, actually. Fire truck.

Yves Jutteau: Yes?

Martin: Well, what do you mean, "fire truck"?

Yves Jutteau: I can find no words that describe a fire truck better than "fire truck".

#douz #quote

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Carolyn: Good morning, gentlemen! How are we today? Satiated with the delights of New York, all ready to go home?

Douglas: Yes

Martin: Mmm, absolutely.

Carolyn: Then home we shall go. Almost straight away...

#qikiqtarjuaq #quote

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Breeda: You’re paying an extra forty, or you’re staying here ’til you can get another cab.

Martin: Forty Euros will be fine. Thank you.

Carolyn: Oh, will it indeed? Well, I’m going to stop it out of your wages.

Martin: That’ll be a good trick if you can do it.

#uskerty #quote

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Oh hello Gordon! Look at you there, sitting in someone else’s aircraft with your hands on the control column, for all the world like you were about to steal it. I might get a picture of that!

First Officer Douglas Richardson (via quotesfromanairdot)

#st. petersburg #ilu douglas #quote

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Martin: You’re sure you’re not hungry?

Douglas: No, I had something at the hotel.

Martin: Did you?! Well, no-one else did. We were all complaining there was no food.

Douglas: Yes, well – I rustled something up.

Martin: Did you really? And could that possibly have anything to do with why my shirt smells of bacon?

Douglas: How could it possibly have anything to do with that?

#xinzhou #quote

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No one calls me ‘dearie’ and gets away with it!

Carolyn Knapp-Shappey (via quotesfromanairdot)

#cremona #quote

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Martin: Just occurred to me, for weeks like this, we really ought to have a pilots’ lounge.

Carolyn: A what?

Martin: A pilots’ lounge.

Carolyn: Martin, the very last thing I want to do is encourage either of you to do any more lounging than you already do.

#kuala lumpur #quote

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Martin: But surely no one will sue someone for trying to save their life!

Douglas: Let’s face it. If anyone would, Mr Lehman would.

#boston #quote

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You cannot put one jet in a line.

If MJN is anything, it is an air dot.

#abu dhabi #quote

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Carl: Welcome home, Golf Tango India. Vacate runway to your right, and taxi to your stand.

Martin: Thank you, Carl. Oh, incidentally, be advised: as we landed, we saw a large hawk or kestrel about fifty feet from the runway.

Carl: Noted, Golf Tango India. What was it doing?

Douglas: Watching how it’s supposed to be done.

#kuala lumpur #quote