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little wild animal 🦷

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"barty died last in his group of friends."

barty died when evan rosier did.

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love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.

He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.

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rip james potter you would have hated situationships

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remus: let’s not 'siriusandjames' this into a worse situation than it already is

sirius: HEY-

james: did you just use our names as a verb?

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I think barty would have sex on his father’s grave just to spite him

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James fucking regulus while on a phone call, telling reg to be quiet

yeah james is hitting it from the back, a hand over reg’s mouth, as he has the most laid back conversation on the phone with literally anyone. doesn’t matter, he will go on and on for ages, just chatting away, but he’s fucking reg so hard, not missing a single beat. occasionally his breath hitches when he catches sight of just how soaked reg is, he’s absolutely losing it. but reg is being Bratty, trying to bite james’ fingers and make the most ungodly noises just to get that man to end the damn phone call and fuck him into next week

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more catholic barty please more catholic barty…

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i’m sorry kitten, daddy’s too busy trying not to bash his head against the wall

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there isn't a single universe in which regulus likes girls

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jegulus fic!!

I finally get to post this!! The first chapter of my jegulus summer romance! I've already got the second chapter written so it'll be updated again soon!

#marauders era #marauders #hp marauders #hp #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #jegulus fic #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders fic #marauders fanfiction #fanficiton #fic: trempé de sueur

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i dont care what yall say barty is either a thief, a murderer, a money launderer, HE’S A FELON OK or he’s a fucking electrician. hell, he’s probably both. never paid for a tool or working material in his Life yet he has all the best stuff. barty probably steals shit from all electrician companies his manic sewer rat fingers can manage to google and them Sells that across the border to another country, in exchange getting their cheaper material and making a cut off that for himself, THEN installs everything in his clients’ homes and demands double the price. he’s so smart barty didnt even have to learn the fucking job, he leafed through a book once and that’s that. the amount of times he’s been shocked is Concerning and he probably has burn scars all over his body from him. his eyes have lost color over the few years he’s been doing it and the thing with his tongue is a tick result of biting at a cable he perfectly well Knew the electricity wasnt shut off on

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an actual guide to british slang for foreign marauders writers.

because i am sick of seeing

a) people using american english eg. mom, sneakers

b) people overusing "mate" and "innit"

alright? = a greeting, like hello.

everyday words

ain't = haven't

scran = food, or to describe eating

swear down = promise

"swear down, I didn't do nothing,"

bloody = can be used in any sentence at any time

"bloody hell" "its bloody pissing it down out there" "i was bloody wankered"

bloke = a man

innit = isn't it?

mate = equivalent of calling someone bro

bruv, lad, my son = bro, dude, etc

fags, rollies, ciggies, (NOT A SPLIFF) = cigarettes

trust = trust me

"trust, ill tell you later"

chatting (what you chatting about?) = what are you on about?

quid = pound

proper buzzing = really excited

good

sound = good

bangin' = really good

lush = good

"that scran was lush"

jokes = a laugh, funny

bare = a lot of

fit = physically attractive

"he's well fit, isn't he?"

pissed = drunk

dodgy/dodge = questionable

bad

are you taking the piss? = are you having a laugh?

thats peak = thats bad

not being funny, but... = no offense but...

gordon bennett! = surprise, shock, disbelief

slag off = talk badly about someone

"she was slagging her off to anyone who'd listen"

minging, rank = disgusting

bloody nora = expression of surprise, irritation

bollocks = nonsense, something bad

"stop talking bollocks, mate"

skint = broke

prat, git = an idiot

insults

a melt = a pathetic person

clapped = ugly

"he's fucking clapped..."

sket = a promiscuous woman

slag = ^^

minger = an unattractive person

plonker = calling someone silly, not offensive

"don't be a plonker..."

cunt = VERY OFFENSIVE!

wanker, tosser = a general insult

bender, poof = a gay man, used insultingly

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evan loves fizzy drinks so he burps a lot an barty has gotten into a habit on rating his burps out of ten

so reggie will just be chilling in their shared room, and then hear a burp followed by

“crunchy, 8.3/10!”

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starting a little series <3 quotes from my friends as marauders textposts;

Barty :This is a lot of angst for a smut story.

Regulus : Please stop talking about my life like that.

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