that me espresso would be implicated in a wrongful death lawsuit
that me espresso would, quite frankly, kill you
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that me espresso would, quite frankly, kill you
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He's my property
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Let’s all get tested for vitamin deficiencies together
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my dad on a rollercoaster
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talked 2 a crustomer about evan dando today bc of my lemonheads shirt and he was like did u hear his latest album and i was like haha nooo i did not,,,, is it worth the risk and he was like no 😭 and i was like "man hes so screwed up it's a shame". And when i said that the worm in my brain was like "You know what else is a shame. Hey do you know what ELSE is a shame" there was a second there where i had to reel myself in like dont say About Ray to this guy also theres a line. Does literally anyone give a fuck about that
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DON'T WANNA GET STONED.... BUT I DON'T WANNA NOT GET STONED!!!!
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i think someone’s fav movies make them very easily analyzable and can be very revealing. sometimes i want to edit my letterboxd top 4 to be more idk Cool and Pretentious but it’s rlly importance to who i am that my three favorite movies are jennifer’s body, mulholland drive, and alien 1979. there’s a lot you can gather from that
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kesha taught me that the quickest way for a woman to find out which men are really, really stupid is to tell a joke
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YALL omfg i saw a gorgeous tall well dressed woman today with a purse that looked exactly like a basketball and i said ahh i love your bag and she was like "[my city] womens basketball.... check us out" and winked at meeeee
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old people were right about weed and black sabbath
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Britney Spears 2000
 Pre-Grammy party
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is christmas kink problematic? *gets EXTREMELY defensive when you ask me to explain what that even means*
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I feel it’s gonna be hard for me to make new friends for a while unless Chappell Roan releases a drum & bass album
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The worst thing about digital photography is that it completely took the wind out of the sails of the standard horror trope where you take a bunch of photographs and then, only upon developing them in your darkroom, realise that there's a bunch of spooky ghost shit in them.
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almost high from the joy of simply being around people after 2 wks of quarantine omfg. talking to my coworkers and customers and shit. u dont realise u take that for granted until u cant. idk im all sappy abt it tonite
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