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Could I make a request? I would like random headcanons about lightning being that young racing driver in the modern human au, You could add doc too! Thanks!

absolutely! headcanons are my favorite thing to make sjcjwnfjjwr

I'm pulling Chick and King into this too thEY NEED MORE LOVE

reminder: I'm not apart of the cars fandom. check out @x0stormie0x for more cars content :)

in the beginning, Lightning was a nervous wreck

like I mean full on wouldn't talk to anyone but his team

he didn't even know how to get a team together 😭

his first race he got fourth place and he was content with that

he genuinely thought he'd do worse

then he just slowly got better

consistently first every race after like 2 years

when Lightning first met King, Chick and the other older races, he genuinely saw them as family

Chick was literally like an older brother that'd always tease the shit outta you

King was the dad before Doc came along

during off season they'd all hangout

and I'm not saying drives, I'm saying like they'd meet up at one of their houses and just fuck around like teenagers

they were all menaces

When Lightning found himself in Radiator Springs and meeting the whole town, he really felt a connection with them

stronger than with King and Chick

King became the cool uncle and Chick is now the annoying cousin

Doc is the dad, Mater is his brother, Flo is the cool aunt and so on

When RS became Lightning's new pit crew, King and Chick weren't exactly too keen on these people

bc who tf are they and why are they so friendly with McQueen?????

ofc everyone did meet and things weren't so tense

Doc even showed appreciation towards King, as he was more old school when racing and Doc loves seeing that in the younger generations

the RS crew was rowdy compared to the other crew in the pit, but that just made them that much easier to spot

after Lightning won his first race with RS on his side, it was like you never saw him away from those people

during the off season, Doc would give him new tips and tricks to learn

he keeps flying into the cacti while training

Mater is always on standby

"Getting towed is so embarrassing" "Just be glad it's not on the actual track"

Doc, McQueen and Luigi always talk about what tires would be best for the next season, especially with potential rain

Flo makes sure he has only the best quality oil all season

Ramone gives Lightning's car a new paint job each season

there's always something new

one time Ramone suggested a Lightning bolt with a few extra at the bottom and Lightning thought he couldn't do it

he did

everyone loved that specific paint job

originally Lightning thought everyone from RS would want him gone once Mac found him, but he was so happy to know they wanted him to stay at much as he wanted to

in the beginning, Lightning pushed for a lot of his earnings to be spent on RS once it got out that, that was where he was staying

mans wanted EVERYONE'S business/shop to look the best

even as he gets older, most of the fundings of RS is 80% Lightning

okay that's all I got for now :] hope ya liked and I'm open for more requests. this is sm fun hehe

#cars fandom #cars pixar #cars 3 #cars on the road #lightning mcqueen #pixar cars #jackson storm #radiator springs #cars #pandatalks #cars headcanons #headcanons #headcanon #fanon

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BECAUSE THEY'RE MY BABIES AND I NEED TO SPREAD THE AGENDA ABOUT THEM

LightningStorm hcs? 🥺🙏

HEHEHE YES

SOME NSFW TOPICS MENTIONED!!

they absolutely HATED each other before anything

those mfs wanted to see each other burn

then they realized they were gay

they both denied it for the longest time

Jackson actually was training with Cruz when she brought up Lightning

the look on Jackson's face was so lovesick

Cruz immediately just "omfg you're gay for Mcqueen!"

"No! >:T" (lies)

the third time they raced next to each other, it was intense

even the crowd could feel the tension

after the race they talked (like all racers do, dw)

all anyone saw was them both blushing like mad trying to be cool

eventually they stopped being idiots and went to friends to lovers

they really on that enemies to friends to lovers train and I love thay trope sm

Lightning asked out Storm

Jackson was SO NERVOUS

he almost said no out of pure anxiety

when he told Lightning that later on in their relationship he CACKLED

Also used it to tease Jackson

their first date was super cute tho

they were all dressed up and went out on the town

once they were official everyone was eating it up

Lightning ALWAYS had a hand on Jackson

that man's secret love language is touch and you can't tell me otherwise

during off season the two with go back and forth between their towns

eventually Jackson just moves to RS and just becomes apart of the family dynamic they all have there

they cuddle and watch movies on the nights they're both struggling to sleep

they smoke 🍃 and do the deed

Lightning will sit there taking drags as Jackson sucks him off

the bedroom life is insane for them

Jackson is a WHORE when it comes to things in his mouth

when they're not in the bedroom, he has to have gum, candy, mints, anything to keep him settled

in the bedroom? if Lightning's cock/fingers aren't in his mouth immediately that man will be a full fucking brat

Jackson isn't the only dirty one tho

Lightning loves being called sir/master

he won't be nice if Storm doesn't call him something like that

except daddy is off the table

neither of them like that

Lightning is a whore for Jackson and vice versa

if Jackson wears slightly revealing clothing or his shirt rides up?

it's done. Lightning is pining that mf to a wall and Jackson isn't walking for a good few hours

they love marking each other

Lightning loves when he can leave hickies/bruises all over Jackson. especially bc of the vice grip he has on Jackson's hips during it

Jackson loves it too

Lightning loves when Jackson leaves hickies in return

they both enjoy the idea of people knowing they own each other

if there's ever a race Lightning isn't in, he's in the pit as Jackson's crew chief

that mf has been racing for years. You think he's not gonna let his rookie in on the secrets?

everyone is jealous/angry with Jackson bc he learns all the tricks (old and new) from Lightning and wins basically every race

Cruz is even jealous but not like "wtf i should be winning this!?" its more of a "how did i not know these tricks????"

but she's just happy one of the guys she helped train is getting those wins

anytime one of them wins, they both know it'll be a long night

as soon as they step in the trailer, they're handsy and all over one another

one time in an interview, they got asked if they would adopt kids and they both paled

neither of them want kids

not because they hate them exactly, but it's just not for them

they in turn said they were happy with their golden retriever and black cat back home

they're both basically children anyway

when they first announced the relationship, there was some backlash bc of the age gap

since Jackson is in his twenties and Lightning his forties, people thought it was very... yeah

it eventually calmed down tho and everyone just enjoys the two tho

they bounce off one another like crazy

Lightning is very laid back in public, which gives Jackson the opportunity to be chaotic af

Lightning swears sometimes he'll get gray hairs from Jackson

even jokes about it in interviews

at home it's complete opposite

Jackson is calm and relaxed and Lightning is the one bouncing off the walls

same person, opposite reactions basically

THEYRE END GAME

When Lightning proposes to Jackson, they do it in a private setting

somewhere really nice. like a little forest hideout they found one day that became their favorite spot

they were gonna announce it in style but Lightning slips up

Jackson won a race after almost losing and everyone just heard Lightning basically scream

"THATS MY HUSBAND"

everyone lost their shit

there you go 🥰

if you don't like this then oh well. scroll on pookie

#cars fandom #cars pixar #cars 3 #cars on the road #lightning mcqueen #pixar cars #jackson storm #lightningstorm #THEYRE END GAME #theyre so cute #theyre in love your honor #theyre gay your honor #shut up theyre in love #radiator springs

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Because we're best friends and you've made now one post in the cars fandom, I'm going to force you to make another/hj

BEST FRIEND/BROTHERLY HEADCANONS FOR MATER AND LIGHTNING PLEASE 🙏

HEHDIKQXJENF you're gonna make my blog become entirely cars and I honestly don't mind it

forewarning: I base all these headcannons off of things my siblings/friends and I do :)

Mater and Lightning fight like siblings

they also call each other names (i.e. slut, whore, bitch, cunt. you name it, it's being thrown out)

during the off season, Mater will drag Lightning around to mess with the tractors like they did originally when they first met (THATS MY FAVORITE FUCKING SCENE FOR NO REASON)

they info dump with one another ALL the time

Lightning never shuts up ab dinos they just so kewl :3

if they're playing a game, it's immediately a competition on who can come in first

doesn't matter what game it is or if there really will be a winner for it, they're at each other's heads trying to be first

except Mater is a sore loser

he has youngest siblings syndrome

Lightning is the oldest with middle child energy

they shit talk ab ppl they hate ALL the time

"did you see what they were wearing?" "call the fashion police, this guy is NOT it"

yk how sometimes your siblings will walk into your room for no reason? yeah they do that

except Lightning is the one who never closes the door when he leaves

Mater gets on him for it all the time

"CLOSE MY DOOR" "ITS YOUR DOOR??" "YOU LEFT IT OPEN"

they'll tease each other when the gfs/bfs are around

depending on who you ship them with, Mater will see Lightning with his partner and just "awww so you do have a heart"

cue Lightning just tackling Mater

Lightning does the same thing right back to Mater tho

no one's safe

remember Mater eating wasabi?

bc of that incident, Lightning becomes OBSESSED with trying to figure out where Mater's limit is

unfortunately Mater is extremely white 💀

Lightning also can't cook

anytime Mater sees thay mf in the kitchen he's scrambling to get him out or find Doc

bc wHO LET HIM COOK?????

THATS ILLEGAL AND ALL OF RADIATOR SPRINGS KNOWS IT

they do that "I'm not touching you" thing

Lightning always instigates it

"DOC!!" "Lightning, by all things burnin' in hell if you don't stop messin' with Mater"

Mater isn't innocent either tho

yk how younger siblings always act like the world is ending if you touch them?

Lightning accidentally tapped elbows with Mater and the reaction was SO dramatic

Mater flung himself into the wall, fell to the floor, crying so hard he almost made himself throw up

Lightning was so confused

Doc turned the corner and didn't even know how to react or respond

Anytime Lightning has an issue with his car he can't figure out, Mater is the first one on the case

they're both car nerds, but sometimes Lightning gets too overwhelmed

yk they're always causing chaos around RS

but if ANYONE touches a hair on one of their heads?

the other is behind you already

you're done

R.I.P.

anyway there are my headcannons. do with them as you please :]

#cars fandom #cars pixar #cars 3 #cars on the road #lightning mcqueen #pixar cars #tow mater #cars movie #cars #cars 2 #cars the movie #doc hudson #radiator springs #jackson storm

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saw someone's headcannon post and I started thinking

blame @x0stormie0x for getting me into this mess

anyway

I love the idea of Doc being so fatherly towards Lightning. Like not even just being a part of the pit crew, all of RS became for Lightning, but literally being a father.

Someone mentioned Doc having to pull Lightning out of bed every morning, and HE WOULD! you're telling me this man is a morning person? never. he gets up at 3 pm SHARP.

I can see Doc waking Lightning up like in those cliche movies. He opens the blinds and yanks the covers off him. "Rise and shine, Mcqueen! we got training today!" All cheery and Lightning just groans and rolls over, trying to go back to sleep.

I can see during the off season Lightning and Doc just having this father-son relationship like no one else, and Doc even adopts Mater into the family dynamic at one point bc that's Lightning's beat friend and they already act like brothers anyway.

During off-season, while there is training, Doc isn't as harsh. Instead, he's sweeter and a little more gentle. It's only when racing season picks back up that he gets a bit harsher on our boy, and Lightning hates it, but he knows Doc does it out of love.

When they're not training, they're hanging out at Doc's place or maybe Flo's. Doc has to rally Lightning like he's a 3 year old because he gets so caught up in everything and starts getting so excited he can't contain himself.

They get on one another's nerves all the time, but that's because they love each other like their blood, and everyone knows it. They wouldn't have it any other way, especially when they keep each other busy and in check.

#cars fandom #cars pixar #cars 3 #cars on the road #pixar cars #cars 2 #lightning mcqueen #doc hudson #tow mater #radiator springs #cars headcanons

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wanted to recreate that ancient "put a / for the year you were born" poll, so. . .

also please for the love of hell don't put your age in the tags, i want this to be as anonymous as humanly possible

also please please please reblog the original post, at least for comparison and context!

EDIT: hang on this is getting to radfem tumblr gimme a sec:

TERFS FUCK OFF

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at least we got out of the caps 🤥 sadly I am loved, tho, by all my friends and family.

nice try dodging the question, tho. c'mon, just give me an answer! I'm not even in the cars fandom LMAO

its insane how someone like you exists,faggot XD

BRUHHH LMAOOOOO it's so funny to see someone who wishes they had a life. seems like mommy never gave you enough attention, huh?

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you clearly don't like yourself if you're attacking a whole fandom. I mean, what did they ever even do to you? it's literally just ppl e joking themselves and coming together bc they all like the same thing. what's so wrong ab that?

its insane how someone like you exists,faggot XD

BRUHHH LMAOOOOO it's so funny to see someone who wishes they had a life. seems like mommy never gave you enough attention, huh?

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KILL YOURSELF AND GET ASS RAPED. SUCK MY WET CUNT,FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!! ID RAPE YOUR DEAD BODY AND SELL IT ONLINE AS A SEX DOLL!!!!!!!!!!! XD

oooo so scary. I'm so scared of someone on the internet!! whatever will I do?

#pandatalks

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you can suck your own dads fucking dick and get raped by him and get impregnated by him if youre a slutty fat cocksucking semen drinking female whore!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN. SUCK!!!! MY. CUNT!!!!!!!!!!! XD

KILL YOURSELF WHORE. <3

LOL my dad is dead to me, but good try

#pandatalks

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its insane how someone like you exists,faggot XD

BRUHHH LMAOOOOO it's so funny to see someone who wishes they had a life. seems like mommy never gave you enough attention, huh?

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its insane how someone like you exists,faggot XD

BRUHHH LMAOOOOO it's so funny to see someone who wishes they had a life. seems like mommy never gave you enough attention, huh?

#pandatalks

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now ik this isn't the place for edits... BUT I think Tumblr deserves some Brahms 🫶

#brahms the doll #brahms my beloved #brahms hillshire #brahms heelshire #the boy #the boy movie

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Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

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1. Mater

2. Lightning

3. Doc

4. Sarge

5. Red

6. Flo

7. Ramone

8. Lizzie

9. Sally

10. Sheriff

11. Guido

12. Luigi

I don't moots to tag rip. Play along if you'd like! :)

Rating radiator springs characters based on how attractive they are:

1. Doc Hudson

2. Fillmore

3. Flo

4. Ramone

5. Red

6. Sheriff

7. Guido

8. Luigi

9. Sally

10. Lizzie

11. Lightning Mcqueen

12. Sarge

13. Mater

@rollingwheels @xceooflightningstormx @nebbbula2 yalls turn no shame

#cars fandom #cars pixar #pixar cars #cars #cars on the road

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help it’s haling and i’m scared 😋🔫

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a jackson storm I doodled on free draw with my friend Alex 🫶

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I didn't notice that i forgot to remove the hot from hot wheels so now im saying he's hot sdssdsasdsssssss