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big fan of seeing a character and going from ‘oh he’s kind of a freak, interesting’ to ‘i need him expeditiously’ in the span of like five minutes

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Undertale but the meta narrative is a democracy

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Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)

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does anyone understand my curse

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be careful rotating characters in your head or they may get stuck there and gain sentience

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Pomni crawled into my head and never left pls get her out. This bitch is not even paying rent

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Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

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what do you mean he's fictional, we sleep in the same bed every night

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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

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All your favourite characters from literally every franchise you enjoy are now real and in your house. How fucked are you?

0-2, not fucked at all or only a tiny bit fucked

3-5, a little fucked but we ball

6-8, fucked and it's very hard to deal with it

10+, the house is on fire, everyone's dying, you're hiding in the closet, your windows are broken, you're scared you're gonna die

sorry, the letter limit wouldn't let me finish the last option 😅 but you get the gist

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"He would not fucking say that" maybe YOUR name brand version of him from Toys R Us wouldn't. Mine is an off-model Happy Meal toy that lets out distorted one-liners through rotting plastic from an ancient voice box and he would say that

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I’ve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmé which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakin’s sister.

i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didn’t even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.

this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i should’ve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.

but they didn’t even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.

and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like “WHY?”

and I thought about it and realized it wasn’t actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.

Like, sorry you wouldn’t get it but obi wan and I have history.

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Inner Senshi: You need to eat three well-rounded meals per day! Fried foods are fine, you'll just also need a salad or veggies for the rest of your nutrients!

Inner Chilchuck: Don't overwork yourself, do what they're paying you to do. A job is a job. Also, don't get involved in office politics or romances, they're more trouble than they're worth! And don't risk your health for some job!

Inner Laios: Yes, the stray doggie is cute, but it may not be used to being around people, and can absolutely still bite you! Call animal control so the dog can be taken to a shelter, fed, vaccinated, and hopefully adopted!

Inner Marcille: Tradition and rules exist for a reason, but it may not be a good one. You should know why the rules are what they are instead of following them blindly. A lot of times, rules and traditions exist to reinforce power structures!

Inner Falin: Even ugly things deserve love and respect! The people around you are suffering too, so always try kindness first!

Inner Izutsumi: Izutsumi.

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All I want in life is the motivation of a sports anime protagonist

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Same wavelength lol 🤝

me: *about to eat lunch*

Chilchuck voice inside my head: time for my company mandated lunch break!

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me: *about to eat lunch*

Chilchuck voice inside my head: time for my company mandated lunch break!

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