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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

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love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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the coolest people are actually weird and fucked up and strange and peculiar and they just dont care. the coolest people are actually lame as hell and they rock it. this is what ive learned

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A few random asks for you!

What's your go to coffee order?

Do you have a favourite flower?

What would you tell a past version of yourself?

Oh I love random asks, thx anon

Well, I drink my coffee black, my favorite flowers are forget-me-nots and I would tell my past self that it will get better eventually.

#ask me literally anything #ask

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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I miss you Ryan Ross, I miss you the young veins, i miss you pre-split Panic!, I miss you pretty odd, I miss you a fever you can't sweat out, I miss you behind the sea alternative version, I miss you northern downpour, I miss you I have friends in holy spaces, I miss yo-

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the gifted kid to 4n4 timeline goes hard😮‍💨😮‍💨

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It's so funny 😂

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furious that i am not a playable character in this game

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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I wanna be active on the shed side of Tumblr because it makes me feel like a normal person when I talk to people that have the same shitty habits that I do without it just being people pitying me, I wanna talk about my sh/ed activities casually y'know? 🙁

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the ways these fucked me up

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Shout out to anyone who feels really invalidated because they can't fast for days on end because their parents make them eat dinner