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I believe in you.

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

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i love replying 👍 to my parents. two can play this game

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How it started

How it's going

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i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don’t get me wrong if there’s lust there too that’s great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say ‘well done’. THAT’S what says “yeah we’re gonna fuck nasty later”.

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

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shoutout to the color red

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