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Art by the wonderful Moon, animation by me

#bug fables #vi #Standing Here #Metal Gear Rising #Animation

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#Fuade #design doll #metal gear rising #Standing Here #Armstrong #Raiden

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Music Credit: Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Earthbound/Chiptune Cover)

#fuade #seals #animation

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commission for @fuade! it’s of his oc charon

#fuade #charon #cool things by cool people

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How fucking hard must it be to shop for clothes?

oh i actually ended up inventing an oc for this do yall wanna hear about her…

#design doll #fuade #deltarune

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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Something about Mama Ma'am, I am writing this email about the new employee that started working here. Something just feels so...off about her.  Like, I get it. Things have been great at the daycare since she showed up.  We were on the brink of bankruptcy before she came along, but she swooped in and seemingly solved all our problems.  The kids are better behaved, they're learning to be more independent, but she's a nightmare to work with.  Why, just yesterday I brought some salmon my husband cooked for me and put it in the fridge for lunch, and what does Mama do?  She ate it! I was really looking forward to that! And from what other people tell me, this isn't the first time! We can't keep fish in the building or else she'll eat it. It's not like she doesn't get enough food either. Every night after the kids go home we can find her out by the creek, just surrounded by fish bones.  She's a mess! And did you hear what she did the other day? I know we were pretty hush-hush about it to avoid bad press but she fought a mountain lion. The thing just wandered right up to the fence and Mama just started going at it with her bear hands! A woman her age! She's a liability waiting to happen.She should have just taken the kids inside and locked the door when she found out about it, but no. She just went to town. She's lucky the thing died for mysterious reasons while she was fighting it, because she was certainly doomed otherwise. I seriously hope you have a long talk with her about her behavior, the sooner the better. Sincerely,

Jenny Wilkins Head Childcare Worker Salmon Creek Daycare and Learning Center 1423 Mother's Den Blvd

(Art Credit, in order https://cosmicclaxon.tumblr.com/ https://dear-maggotboy.tumblr.com The News Kodai, someone who preferred their blog not be linked)

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Art credit, in order: https://junkfromthemausoleum.tumblr.com/ https://twitter.com/tubularlizard https://cosmicclaxon.tumblr.com/

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Don Wilmack, owner of Don Wilmack's Wacky House of Wares!

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Clover drew close!

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#Pride #Vegeta #Dragonball Z #Gay

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#design doll #wiggly worm #fuade

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#marge #simpsons #smash bros

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#fuade and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by fuade

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award, you’re supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. 🖤💀🖤

#Anonymous #fuade #design doll

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Commission for @fuade !

#cosmosdex #fuade #don wilmack owner of don wilmacks wacky house of wares #fortuna #commission #cool things by cool people

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An art fight thing I forgot to post, of poisontransformer’s  Pneumahorps

#Art Fight #design doll #fuade #Pneumahorps

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commission for @fuade of his species, the neighbors!

#Fuade #Neighbors #Fortuna #Species