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I am so normal about pearl’s base

I love what she’s been doing this season so I wanted to draw it

#WOW!! #this is GORGEOUS oughhh #eats it

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'there was only one bed': mediocre, overused, boring

'there was only one chair': innovative. thrilling. endless opportunities.

#the sillies!!!!!!!! silly little family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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martyn in hades style anyone?

#OOOOO #this is so fun

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sitcom ass image

#HEHEHEHEHE #LOVED this bit sm #the sillies

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Cub: We’re off to send some mail, ladies and gentlemen! This is the first time I’ve sent mail to somebody, except when I sent Etho a wooden hoe named “Your Mom”

#i cant STAND him hes so funny #need to start watching him fr

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i love bdubs' big old bug eyes He is filled with so much love and wonder for this world

#my favorite #i love you bdubs

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#GROKJAAAAAA #the painting is also so gorgeous wtf #friend art

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convex...? i find it quite simple really

#MOBILITY AID SCAR!!!! #i cant tell if the cane tip is round or 4 pronged but when i think of scar using a cane i think he would also use a 4 prong like me #too clumsy otherwise #also convex yaaay #i rly need to watch some earlier seasons for more shenanigans #friend art

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hello do i have to watch dreamsmp to get into hermitcraft — ra8bite

nope! they have zero connection (that im aware of?). hermitcraft is nice bc you can really jump in at the start of any season since a majority of the hermits don't do plot that goes past a single season

#doc and ren kind of do but it's really not necessary to understand and is very basic from what i understand #there's def callbacks to prev seasons in builds and stuff #which is esp prevalent this season #but yeah if u wanna get into hc just pick a hermit and a season and go wild #id personally recommend s8! its pretty short and there's a lot of really fun stuff going on and cemented a lot of friendships #slash dynamics #answers

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more irl etho lore from cleo’s stream on 01/04/24

he eats one exact same meal every single day

it’s a sandwich that takes him ten minutes to prepare

it’s a foot-long baguette,

with provolone cheese,

hungarian salami (not imported),

lettuce, tomatoes,

salt and pepper,

and vinegar-based dressing (balsamic)

he washes it down with coffee. when questioned he says it’s the regular kind

none of the above info might be true and he’s just making it up

#i love quietly observing the underlying autism in so many of the hermits #and. well. #a safefood is a safefood

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🌠🌠

#soggy faramir my beloved

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Hermitcraft Recap presents: The Granrooms

#THIS TOOK ME OOOOUT #it took me a solid 5 minutes to start the actual recap bc i was playing this bit over and over and laughing until i nearly cried

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Would u give them a lift?

#i cant drive but hop in boys we're going ✨️shopping✨️

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NAURRRRRRRRRRR

#this made me scream

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I HAVE REALIZED SOMETHING.

So. For people who are not Ethoslab watchers, in his most recent episode he showed off these beautiful statues Joel supposedly made of Etho in front of his house.

I figured Joel built them, and it seems Etho did too, because he sent Joel a message via mail about them.

This note... honestly surprised me a bit? I didn't think much of it at first, but the tone of it felt out of place. Obviously these two have this ongoing bit of being obsessed with each other, and they've done nothing recently but yes-and to the sun about it. This note seems to almost shut this bit down, saying "this bit hasn't gone too far yet, because I'm showing this on camera, but it's getting there." Which is a possible explanation for this note! But considering all they've done recently it feels very sudden.

And then. Joel claimed to not have built the statues. "Oh," I thought. "Joel is claiming not to have built the statues because he doesn't want to seem obsessed." Makes sense. Or maybe he *didn't* build the statues and someone is pranking them. That also makes sense.

But it was only when watching Joel talk about it on Impulse's stream, when I heard Joel say "honestly, I think Etho might have done it," that it clicked.

Oh.

This motherfucker.

He 100% did. That's why the message is so weird. Ethoslab built statues of himself outside Joel's base, messaged him via mail saying "that's kinda weird bro" and then DIDN'T EVER REVEAL THAT HE BUILT THEM. Oh my god THIS MAN...

From Etho's audience's perspective it just looks like Joel was continuing being obsessed with Etho, as usual, just another example in a long list. But *Joel* knows he didn't do that and *Etho* knows Joel will figure out who did. This mischievous motherfucker. Oh my godddd I hate them. Listening to him read back the note with that little smile in his voice. I am unwell. Why are they LIKE this

#SCREAMS #UR RIGHT. #i couldnt get over how WEIRD that moment with the letter was and i couldnt put my finger on it but YEAH thats it

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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

#no but actually #my partner frequently comments on how im the most animated/happiest when im interacting with or talking about hermitcraft #cringe is dead and i am free #(sideblog is not bc im embarassed but bc i love to organize and sort <3) #(esp considering that my main is like a decade old with no consistent theme or tagging)

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welcome to hermit permits how can't we help you

#employee of the month LMAO