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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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the wicked strike of jubjub's past

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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who scare.. of big bad piendish..

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from this by @monochrome-stars

he's really fine guys can't you see. he's smiling and giving a thumbs up 👍

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my friend events this week:

I reached out to an old high school friend after 12 years of not speaking, only to find that she's in Greece doing a phd on psychiatric euthanasia. I confessed to being ignorant about the topic, so she emailed me 19 research papers and said "this will be a good start"

I asked another friend to provide a professional reference for me as part of a grant application. she agreed to, on the condition that I log into neopets, collect the daily free item, and transfer it to her account

#im the second one. #@ friends give me your cool neggs I’ll draw you something in exchange

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a crossover that like 3 ppl wanted

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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Can I hear about your D&D party who hates eachother soooo bad?

anon I am kissing you on the mouth

hokay the OG (as we call them) has been a rotating cast of a whole bunch of characters over the course of Six Fucking Years (which is CRAZY to me. we play them sort of on and off but that’s bonkers that we’ve been playing some iteration of them for that long) but the current iteration (known occasionally as Five Guys) is andal, skillet, rax, kettle and my character trinket! they all fucking hate each other. but also they love each other. they’re so much.

trinket was originally the villain from a one shot I ran six years ago that my party hated so much they decapitated him at the end. it’s ok he deserved it. so then about a year later one of my friends that was in that campaign was like “hey. what if we. stitched his head back on. and you played him as a pc” and I was of course like SAY NO MORE so now he’s going through a post-resurrection redemption arc and is mostly just sort of grumpy and depressed now.

they really are just the perfect combination of characters to make a party that Fucking Hates Each Other though. every time we play them we spend most of the session arguing and swearing at each other it’s great. but also they love each other they’re the worlds most fucked up found family. skillet and andal are the people who killed trinket in the first place so as you can imagine that relationship is. COMPLICATED. andal and skillet are actually very close friends but andal is kind of a cunt so they still argue a lot. trinket and kettle are best friends and have been for years but kettle annoys trinket like it is his fucking Job. rax keeps trying to flirt with both kettle and skillet while The Bastard Brigade (andal and trinket) scream in protest because that’s GROSS. we are all constantly yelling and threatening to kill each other while simultaneously making sure the others don’t die. I hate you so much you’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me but also please don’t die that would be horrible.

they mean everything to me

#I COULD SAY MORE BUT THIS POST IS ALREADY REALLY LONG #most of my friends don’t really use tumblr but G if you would like to add anything feel free #trinket tag #<- since im talking about him #babble bee #dnd

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The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

#IT SUCKS SO BADDDDD #you guys wanna hear about my dnd party that fucking hates each other soooo bad

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SUPERNOVIC!!!!! I JUST HAVE TO EXPLODE!

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starting new artfight refs early…..here’s my darling baby boy light of my life

#look at my son. NOW!!!!! #blair tag #bee draws

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#this is possibly the post on the website that makes me the angriest #guys mall floors are slick. have you ever seen a snake try to move on a a slick floor IT CANT GET ANY TRACTION THE SNAKES CANT GO ANYWHERE #EVEN IF THEY COULD THEYRE JUST GONNA GO HANG OUT ON A TALL CLOTHING RACK NEAR A LIGHT TO GET HEAT WHY WOULD THEY CHASE YOUUUUU #I HATE THIS POOOOOOST

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