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❄ f/ckerr

haha no, i'm just kidding sweetie! i haven't been around so.. i lost a couple of followers and. my dash is kind of empty, to be honest. it would help if you were to reblog/like this because i need friends. asdfghjkl. ;A;

oh, i also come with free cookies and milk~

oh and boobies o w o loljk

#❄!post #||: #need friends fuu sobs #jessica #n__n #snsd #asdfghjkl #rp post

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Zelo porn kind of || request by anon

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yoong choding in action; target: kangin

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Seoul night sky.

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Because Why The Fuck Not

If you reblog this before May 16 2013, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants. 

Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it. 

You have until May 16 to reblog. 

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Ok, so you see this folder?

I’m going to take every person’s URL that reblogs this and I’m going to create a document with it.

Then, I’m going to pair you up with another URL, and every day I will pick a new pair of numbers.  URL1 will then become URL2’s Tumblr Stalker. 

THAT’S RIGHT. EVERYONE GETS A STALKER. 

EVERYONE NEEDS A STALKER.

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❄ happy new years!

i haven't been around sadly. happy new years to all of you guys and be sure to enjoy it! i think i'm a little late on this, but oh well~ anyways, what's your new years resolution? hopefully, it'll be fulfilled! but yeah, happy new years and 2013, all that jazz, enjoy!

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Evil Asks.

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?

C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?

D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?

E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?

F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?

G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?

H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?

I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?

J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?

K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?

L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?

N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?

P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?

Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?

R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?

S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?

T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?

U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?

V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?

W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?

X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?

Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?

Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

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As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.

Haruki Murakami  (via heartsatellites)

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go on anon and send me a confession

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Send me a highly toxic chemical in my ask box.

Acetaldehyde: What did you used to have that you are happier without?

Bromine: What was your favorite food when you were a child?

Cyanogen: If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?

Diazomethane: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Ethylamine: What sound do you love?

Formaldehyde: If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?

Hexafluoroacetone: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Isopropylamine: What do you miss most about being a kid?

Ketene: What is something you learned in the last week?

Methacrylaldehyde: Would you rather be really attractive or really smart?

Nitromethane: What are your phobias?

Oleum: If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?

Pentaborane: What is one habit of yours that no one knows about?

Sarin: What annoys you the most?

Trifluorochloroethylene: If you could change your first and middle name to anything, what would it be?

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what if every Tumblr user suddenly loses their mouse?

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Marrying EXO Situations

Kris: you brought your own bb cream right

Kai: Can't wait for tonight~ imma get laiddd

Chanyeol: *creeper smile* I get 24/7 access to titties~~

Luhan: I think im gonna cry.... i mean emotions are stupid. I'm a man

Lay: Where's my wife again ?

Tao: Girl, is that a prada dress? Do you want a divorce?

Kyungsoo: No no you're cooking wrong. Here lemme show u

Chen: *Hides wife's pads*

Suho: *can't stop smiling at wife*

Sehun: *uses aegyo to get errthing*

Xiumin: IN THIS HOUSE. WE ONLY EAT BAOZI'S.

Baekhyun: NO NO NO YOU'RE PUTTING THE EYELINER ON WRONG.

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