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OMG

opinion on Holden?!?!

Is this @freak-accident419?

They’re cool. Need to be taught a lesson, though.

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OMG DOES THIS MEAN MY “THAT’S A WRAP” FIC IS ACCURATE?!?

DO YOU HAVE A COLLECTION OF HEELYS?!??!!?

I’ve got a few pairs. A do have a shoe collection though.

#the heelys part 💀💀

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We’ll see about that.

Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

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MUAHAHAHA 😈😈😈

Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

#i bet i can get you to whimper beg n whine just saying

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It’s okay, it happens.

I’ll accept your apology if you let me peg you.

Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

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um ACTUALLY it’s they ☝️🤓

Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

#why would you misgender me like this derek 😢😢 kind of a dealbreaker hun

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… crystal.

Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

#damn okay #great i creamed my pants #why would you say this fuck #so would you say you’re satisfied with the uncensored/extended version?

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SUPPORTIVE QUEEN ILY 🫶🫶🫶

Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

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guys i think i scared him away

Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

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OH MY GOD

Begging For It *ੈ✩‧₊˚

This came to me suddenly, out of absolutely nowhere, so enjoy it.

Pairing: Clapton Davis x GN!Reader

Word Count: 1.3K

Summary: You get to peg Clapton Davis. That’s it. That’s the story.

Tags: GN!reader (use of ‘mommy’ is the only gendered term), Dom!reader, Sub!Clapton, pegging, strap-on penetration, anal, nipple clamps, vibrating cock ring, whiny Clapton (as usual), premature ejaculation (he’s touch starved and horny be nice to him), praise, degradation, overstimulation, thigh-highs, very brief choking, average early 2000s teenager room setup, don’t talk about the fact that Ayesha didn’t produce music in that timeframe…

The harsh moonlight from your open window shines along his skin, illuminating the thin sheen of sweat covering his toned body. You were balls deep in Clapton Davis, the schools resident jackass.

“f-fuuuuck—! don’t stop-!” Your room is entirely filled with his moans, even drowning out the sound of the Ayesha Erotica track that he had playing on your speaker. Clapton was never one to be quiet.. being in bed with him was no different.

You thrust slowly, holding his hips as he groans into the fuzzy pink pillow beneath him. He looked entirely fucked out, his hair messy and stuck to his forehead, his necklaces tangled and his shirt pulled up to expose his chest, not to mention the black thigh highs you convinced him to wear for you. You gently pull at his hair, forcing him to look back at you.

He’s already drooling, long eyelashes fluttering as he looks back at you with a dumb grin, the chain connecting the nipple clamps you had put on him earlier jingling each time you push into him.

“Feels good, doesn’t it, pretty boy?” You purr, his hole clenching around you as soon as he hears that nickname. He nods frantically, lips parted slightly as he lets out a sharp whimper.

You pick up the pace, causing him to loose balance as you slam into him. He’s panting, a total mess beneath you as you bring your hand to hold his head down against the bed, your other hand reaching down to pump his painfully hard cock.

He yelps, hips bucking into your fist as soon as you make contact with his length. His thighs tense, his muscles showing under those sheer black thigh highs.

“Ghh—! m-mommy—!” He sobs, babbling incoherently, completely dumbed down by your dick. He whines loudly, eyes rolling back as you slam into his prostate.

It only takes a few more thrusts against his sweet spot for him to moan, his dick twitching hard in your hand before immediately shooting a load out against his stomach, coating your zebra print sheets in the process. He was never one to last long, got himself too excited and worked up.

He cries out, panting hard as you continue to move, only slowing down enough for him to catch his breath. He’s insatiable.

“Already cumming so soon, baby?”

“M’sorry—“ He pants, still rocking his hips back against you. “Please- keep going— need it-“

You nod, slipping your cock out as you turn him onto his back. He looks.. embarrassed, completely flushed, but turned on.

“Good boy… think you can cum again for me? Make your mommy proud?”

He nods pathetically, his hips rolling against the air, desperate for contact again. You grin down at him, reaching down to grab the chain connecting his clamps, tugging at it, watching his expression contort in a mixture of pain and pleasure.

“Fucking whore. Of course you’d be more than happy to cum again.” You spit, snapping the elastic of his thigh highs against his skin. He lets out a choked sob, tears pricking in his eyes from the overstimulation. “Stay there.”

You briefly get up, rummaging around the bedside drawer before pulling out a bright pink ring. You hold it up, waving it teasingly infront of his face as you climb back ontop of him, kneeling between his thighs.

“You know what this is, don’t you, baby?” You hum, watching his pupils dilate.

“u-uhm… a cock ring..?” Clapton stammers, nervously biting his lip. His cock twitches from the thought of you using it on him alone.

“Mhm.. that’s right. This one vibrates, it’s gonna keep you nice and hard while I fuck you.” You murmur, leaning down to press a kiss to his thigh, slowly slipping the cock ring onto his hardening dick. He whimpers, cock twitching at the sensation, a small bead of precum already forming at his slit.

“God, you’re such a slut…” You scoff, grabbing the bottle of lube that had been set aside on the end of the bed, pumping a generous amount on your hand before stroking yourself. Once you’re fully coated and lubed up, you guide his hips up and press back against his ass, feeling it immediately take you in.

He groans once you slide back in, knowing you hadn’t turned on the vibrating function to his cock ring just yet. His gaze meets yours, full of lust and a twinge of anticipation in those big puppy eyes.

“Mommy…?”

“F-fuck- what? you want that turned on already? are you that desperate to cum again?” You grunt, slowly pumping in and out of him, sweat already forming on your brow. He nods, looking a little embarrassed.

You sigh, a small smirk escaping your lips before you press the side button of the ring, feeling it vibrate to life. Clapton whines, hips bucking again as you hold his thighs, thrusting harder. He already looked close.

With how loud he is, you can barely register the music that’s still filling your bedroom, as if you could even think of anything aside from Clapton at this point. He looks so pretty… lips soft and puffy from earlier, eyes screwed shut in pleasure, a deep blush covering his freckled cheeks.

“Fuck me harder- p-please-! feels s’good—“

He’s begging again, how cute. You oblige, ramming deeper and deeper into his ass, the bright pink of the dildo connected to your strap-on sliding in and out of his pretty little hole, how he managed to take this much up the ass? No clue, but you weren’t one to judge.

After a few moments of listening to him babble incoherently, you turn up the vibrations on his cock ring, causing him to sob out in pleasure. His cock looked pathetic, all red and overstimulated, but still rock hard and leaking everywhere. As if he didn’t already leak all over this bed, you’ve got to wash those sheets later..

You reach down to grab his throat, applying just enough pressure to make him see stars as you fuck him, his eyes rolling to the back of his head. You feel his legs wrap around your torso, the sensation of his thigh highs rubbing against your sides as he pulls you in closer.

“Cmon, Clapton… cum for me, be a good boy and cum” You pant, leaning in to kiss him, darting your tongue out to wet his painfully chapped lips. He almost instantly complies, parting his lips so you could deepen the kiss, letting your tongues dance as you thrust harder and harder into him.

He whimpers and moans into your mouth, stifling himself as he wraps his arms around your shoulders. You hear his voice go up an octave, and his legs begin to tremble, his nails digging into your back as you feel a sudden sensation shoot up against your stomach.

You pull back, a string of saliva connecting your lips as you hear him panting heavily under you, his eyes shut a his mouth still slightly open.

“Good boy… Such a good boy..” You whisper, peppering soft kisses along his jaw, slowly moving down to his shoulders. You let the ring continue to vibrate, but pull yourself out slowly, eliciting a high pitched whine from the pretty boy underneath you.

“mmhh- fuck— t-thank you, mommy—“ He breathes out, slowly opening his eyes, a mess of sweat and tears covering his soft skin. You wipe his cheeks, smiling softly down at him.

“mm-hmm.. of course, baby, I love yo—“

Knock. Knock.

“Y/N?? Did Clapton come over? You know we don’t want your friends over this late at night!”

Suddenly, a knock on your bedroom door, accompanied by the voice of.. who you could only assume was your parents, of course it was your parents, you haven’t moved out yet. You stare down at Clapton, his eyes were wide, and frankly, so were yours. You can barely make out the words over the mix of music and the vibrating of Claptons cock ring..

“oh fuck-“

#holden’s recs

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hey guys. today i learned that i have no shame whatsoever

#im getting way too comfortable on this app guys…

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LMAO

Confirm, do you or do you not have a dick peircing?

You ever heard of a Jacob’s ladder?

Take a guess.

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YES UGH AND HE ALSO CALLED ME HON AND AND AND 🫠🫠🫠😍😍

Confirm, do you or do you not have a dick peircing?

You ever heard of a Jacob’s ladder?

Take a guess.

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Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

#uncensored and extended version for derek <3 #nsft 💀 #guys I’m literally ovulating like leave me be #derek danforth smut #derek danforth x reader

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i hope so ugh 😍😍😍

you can do coke on my thigh 🫶🫶🫶

That sounds hot as fuck. Get over here then.

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i cant go back to sleep ughhh

#why do i keep waking up so early wtf

[freak-accident419]

Monica, I regret to inform you that Holden is already far too gone. Now if you don’t mind me, I’m going to go to the nearest sex shop to purchase the nastiest shit that Derek and I could use. Good day. <3

i love exploring new kinks with derek on j.ai!!