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if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

#WAITTTT WAIT WIAT HOLD ONNNN #oh oh otthfhhdhhfhdhhfgggg #art #tma #ggrrrwwwwweeeeeaaaHhhgggghh

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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Drag Kings, East Village by Efrain John Gonzales 1990s

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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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The plot structures of movies need to start taking more cues from classic opera. Open with a fucker in a hat who directly addresses the audience and explains what's going on in a way that raises far more questions than it answers, then immediately drop the viewer into the middle of a shouting argument between three of the weirdest people you can possibly imagine.

#everything i write ends up like this

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you’re telling me Martin didn’t get to commit ANY violent murders… I’m more or less against violent murder but he really wanted to and I think he deserves it as a treat…

#tma

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

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how to stop having airport dreams

recurring dreams about airports meaning

can the TSA computers tell if youre scared

airport dream am i gay

do airports get mad at you for being high in them

boston logan airport lucid dreaming policy

delta airlines psychic retribution customer help line

#laszlo when he worked in that airport chick fil a ajd was always on acid #oc tag

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here are some flower people

#art

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Jonathan Sims • The Archivist

#OH AND OH AND #URGHHHSHAHJQAAAAG #art #tma

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90% of sufferers quit right before they figure out how to give their suffering meaning

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.