foxfire-official

[foxfire-official]

Our lives consist of talking about whatever Sophie and Co did this time or studying.

when people ask “hey, what’s the life of a prestigious foxfire student” it’s like “HA! bitch we don’t have one 😃”

#real footage of me loosing braincells every time lady belva speaks #<- real

[foxfire-official]

🧁

cupcake for you <33

couldn't bother baking anymore

Thank you<3 <3

#have the test answers #foxfire kotlc

[foxfire-official]

How many students are there at Foxfire? How about Mentors. (how many cupcakes do I need to bakee-)

Around thirty mentors. We don’t really care about the students enough to count them.

#kotlc #foxfire kotlc #kotlc shitpost #kotlc rp #kotlc fandom #kotlc foxfire

[foxfire-official]

so i was walking to the healing center becuz i burnt my hand

and then i saw lady belva making out with a student who looked like keefe sencen

but i know it wasn't keefe becuz he got suspended for somehow removing all the dna strips from the lockers

and "belva" means "wild beast" in the human language portapoop? no wait it was portugese, which i learned in multispecial studies.

a wild beast is a predator.

kindly fire her.

students are underage.

thank you.

- a majorly concerned prodigy

Can’t she has tenure.

#kotlc #foxfire kotlc #kotlc shitpost #kotlc rp #kotlc fandom #kotlc foxfire

[foxfire-official]

Can you stop people from making the locker DNA strip thingies taste NASTY?

Like, make it taste like prattles or smth

Again, please direct any complains to Elwin. Also the prattles flavour is copyrighted so we can’t do that.

#kotlc #foxfire kotlc #kotlc shitpost #kotlc rp #kotlc fandom #kotlc foxfire #kotlc thoughts

[foxfire-official]

How come the council doesn’t make us teach it then?

We might endanger the lives of our students on a daily basis, but hey at least we don’t have math!

#are you questioning our totally smart #and not at all annoying leaders? #🤨 #fallon does not believe in math

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is there someone i can bribe to stop making the locks taste like literal crap? please i’ll do anything. my tastebuds are like burnt off from the disgustingness.

Elwin usually chooses the worst flavours so try to bribe him.

#and lady cadence #she uses ogre bacteria or smth #kotlc #foxfire kotlc #kotlc shitpost #kotlc rp #kotlc fandom #kotlc foxfire #kotlc thoughts

[foxfire-official]

Ruy is a bad option for the school, he is a grown man, a criminal and he has committed crimes such as kidnapping, attempted murder (by trying to bring down Atlantis’s shield) and whatever crime he did:

He is also using slang wrong- to “keep up” with us kids.

“He’s just a silly guy, don’t worry about it. YOLO,”- Magnate Leto, currently committing tax fraud.

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[foxfire-official]

We might endanger the lives of our students on a daily basis, but hey at least we don’t have math!

#the council said i had to be more positive on the account #kotlc #foxfire kotlc #kotlc shitpost #kotlc rp #kotlc fandom #kotlc foxfire

[foxfire-official]

Thank you for giving me another chance at an education… but I have a question… when do I graduate? I’m 29. In Level 4 to finish it- Do I just graduate until I get to the final level or would you just let me off this one time and graduate when I finish that??

Originally we were planning on letting you graduate when you finished the year, but Leto decided it would br funnier if you graduated until the final level.

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[foxfire-official]

Just one question .

Who TF made the locks taste like liver this morning?

Here’s the best way to guess who was in charge of flavours:

If it tastes like shit: Elwin

If it tastes like ogre shit: Lady Candace

If it tastes like bleach: Lady Galvin

If it tastes like mid-life crisis: Leto

If it tastes normal: the other mentors.

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[foxfire-official]

What’s one thing you’ve learned in Foxfire?

I’ll go first, treason is fine if you’re rich enough to get away with it.

#cough #keefe #kotlc #the vackers also are getting away with this way to easily #sophie foster #foxfire kotlc #kotlc shitpost #kotlc rp #kotlc foxfire

[foxfire-official]

Leto was bored so he signed him up too cause drama.

So… you can register Match Making to a human girl who is part of the BlackSwan, WHICH nearly everyone thought was evil, but not a silly guy who ONCE let down the force field of Atlantis? :(

Who? If you’re talking about Sophie Foster, she is both not an elf and regularly works with the Council.

Also; the reason I can’t let you register is because you are not a legal citizen of the lost cities. Your citizenship was revoked when you were revealed as a member of the Neverseen. Even if I tried to register you the matchmaking system wouldn’t let me.

#how is a literal outlaw attending foxfire. #<- sophies been here since forever #oh my gosh is he a mentor. #<- no but we don’t require any sort of qualification so he could be

[foxfire-official]

Oh,he’s back at Foxfire now so maybe it counts?

So… you can register Match Making to a human girl who is part of the BlackSwan, WHICH nearly everyone thought was evil, but not a silly guy who ONCE let down the force field of Atlantis? :(

Who? If you’re talking about Sophie Foster, she is both not an elf and regularly works with the Council.

Also; the reason I can’t let you register is because you are not a legal citizen of the lost cities. Your citizenship was revoked when you were revealed as a member of the Neverseen. Even if I tried to register you the matchmaking system wouldn’t let me.

[foxfire-official]

hey admin i left some food at your door because i know leto just gives you bread crusts

~aliza, year 6 *don't ask her how she got into your office*

My poor food choices are actually one of the few things in my life that are not Leto’s fault. Thank you, and you’ll find the answer sheet for the pop quizzes in every subject in your locker.

#foxfire kotlc

[foxfire-official]

He has a student id card if that helps?

So… you can register Match Making to a human girl who is part of the BlackSwan, WHICH nearly everyone thought was evil, but not a silly guy who ONCE let down the force field of Atlantis? :(

Who? If you’re talking about Sophie Foster, she is both not an elf and regularly works with the Council.

Also; the reason I can’t let you register is because you are not a legal citizen of the lost cities. Your citizenship was revoked when you were revealed as a member of the Neverseen. Even if I tried to register you the matchmaking system wouldn’t let me.

#yes foxfire has student id cards #kotlc #kotlc rp #kotlc shitpost

[foxfire-official]

The cult Club is growing!!

introduction post

hello! i'm zero (they/them), and i'm a technopath for the neverseen! if you're in the neverseen, you can usually find me working on stuff, and if you have any tech problems, you can come to me! if you're not part of the neverseen, you won't find me, because i never leave the hideout.

i'm hoping to get back in touch at least a little bit with the rest of the world, because let's just say it's been a while...

proud maker of:

fake caches

lodestar hideout system

neverseen wifi

security cameras! contrary to popular opinion, i do actually check them, and i've seen some interesting things. if anyone needs blackmail, let me know!

(actually, i'm not going to give any non neverseen members blackmail. that would be. not good.)

other things i'm not allowed to say publicly for security reasons

feel free to send me asks or something to talk, i haven't talked to anyone outside the neverseen in centuries, so it'll be interesting to hear your different views and opinions! just be nice.

my tag for posts will be #zero says things

mutuals:

@alvar-not-vacker

@chronically-ill-psionipath

@lady-gisela

profile picture by @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities who also happens to run this account

#yay #kotlc rp #kotlc shitpost