If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice
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Oh lord, bad idea. What if d*ckhead is actually Mantis’s petname for Nebula? Like it’s her version of “babe” or “pookie”
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“Uma Thurman” by Fall Out Boy with every first beat removed
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No one makes Galadriel spooky enough. Like yea I get she’s the most beautiful elven maiden the world has ever seen but she’s also downright unsettling.
I bet she fuckin stares at people without blinking for like a solid five minutes and then when you finally ask her what fuck is up she tells you how you’re gonna die.
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ep 5 of x-men '97 was made specifically for me for many reasons (angst, big party, my main gal rogue, tragedy, etc) but mostly because it featured multiple scenes of Nightcrawler and a one-second appearance from Marrow. no notes
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you can tell this is an accurate x-men adaptation because every single mutant first reaction is like “i CANT understand how could professor let Evil Terrorist magneto be here??? what kind of brilliant plan he had in his mind?” meanwhile the reason is that he is gay and correct. charles knows. they’re both gay. they’re making it your problem too
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gay ass dialogue 😭😭😭 what do you mean ANNOYING SECRET SMILE LMAOOO be serious for ONCE man
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