the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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"what if i'm misinterpreting this character whose only discernable character traits and motives are being impossible to interpret" and other rational fears
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Good ol’ Garf
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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
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Simone de Beauvoir, Letters to Sartre
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fucking BOOBS you
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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thesis: calling things "biblically accurate" isnt funny anymore
antithesis: saying "none of these words are in the bible" isnt funny anymore either
synthesis: theres some level of biblical relevance that will make jokes funny but we havent found it yet
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(very poorly recounting a conspiracy theory) basically the stonehenge rocks are aliens. they landed there and uhh forgot to move. that's their skeletons. same with the pyramids
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MOUSE YAOI REAL
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It makes me happy when they listen
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It makes me happy when they listen
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