fog-weaver-of-nyc

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Yes! And you totally should aunt Ez.

- Harry

Thalia: Wow who would have thought Athena would go behind Θείο’s back and get a full back tattoo. Just when you think you know someone smh.

#you know you love us sis #harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Dad would let you get a tattoo and would pay for it. He has a bunch. :D

- Jr

Thalia: Wow who would have thought Athena would go behind Θείο’s back and get a full back tattoo. Just when you think you know someone smh.

#harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Hopefully I'll be able to sort things out so the times work, we live busy lives unfortunately. But thank you Dr. Sims, it's appreciated.

Alright let’s do this one last time.

I’m Ezekiel Sims, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 12 years I’ve been the one and only spiderman.

I fought a lot of villains, got my Masters in psychology, saved the city, retired from active spidermaning and emended up here.

Luckily I’m not need much anymore to the save the city. I get to focus on my practice and patients. My friends Harry and Peter discovered the multiverse communication and travel. So now I’m also here to serve this spider community

Because just by peaking around, most of you need serious therapy.

So feel free to contact me at any time.

#ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Sterling Ashfield or Fog-Weaver at your service, been doing this since I was 18, almost 27 now, and am the third spider person of E-7777520. I recognize I have... A lot of issues, but I'd like to work through them for my kids, I just haven't had the means due to my being labeled a terrorist by the dystopian government of this world. I don't trust the doctors or therapists here, as they answer to the government, and the last thing I need is to be reported and have that cause the younger Harry to be sent back to the Osbornes, Bryce to be sent to foster care and Jace arrested.

I co-parent with our world's Gwen Stacy or 'Alpha' as she's now called, and one of my ex Rogue's gallery, Dr. Finn Halycon. Both have politely declined to join us for the moment. Alpha is cagy about any form of professional, and Finn doesn't want too. The three of my children that have agreed, Jace, Harry (Jr), and Bryce are my sons.

Jace is the eldest and is currently at university for business, he and I started as working partners but I ended up taking him in after a while. He has his own vigilante persona of the Nightwren, and is honestly the most stable of everyone in the household. He has had some traumatic encounters including a brief stint in captivity by a local crime family, so I'd imagine that's something to be addressed.

Harry, or Jr, is my middle son, and the first child I took in after he fled from his parents after they attempted to test a new strain of the green goblin formula on him. He's the most rambunctious and mischievous of us, and I have a hard time getting him to listen. He's a good kid though.

Finally, my youngest is Bryce. He was a runaway orphan myself and Alpha came across and Alpha gave me no option other then taking him in. He's mute due to extreme abuse and is terrified of most AFAB or female presenting people. It was a hard road getting him to at least be comfortable with the women in our lives to a point he'll semi communicate with them and sometimes verbally talk to us. He's the one I'm inclined to say needs help the most, something that pains me I can't provide.

My two daughters, Athena and Thalia live in a seperate dimension with their uncle, and aren't mine legally. Athena also is very resistant to talking about her issues, so I doubt she'll be up for this. Thalia may be more open, we'll have to see.

Alright let’s do this one last time.

I’m Ezekiel Sims, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 12 years I’ve been the one and only spiderman.

I fought a lot of villains, got my Masters in psychology, saved the city, retired from active spidermaning and emended up here.

Luckily I’m not need much anymore to the save the city. I get to focus on my practice and patients. My friends Harry and Peter discovered the multiverse communication and travel. So now I’m also here to serve this spider community

Because just by peaking around, most of you need serious therapy.

So feel free to contact me at any time.

#ic #((Tumblr didn't notify me so my apologies.

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

While that's great, I'd like to do family counseling.

Alright let’s do this one last time.

I’m Ezekiel Sims, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 12 years I’ve been the one and only spiderman.

I fought a lot of villains, got my Masters in psychology, saved the city, retired from active spidermaning and emended up here.

Luckily I’m not need much anymore to the save the city. I get to focus on my practice and patients. My friends Harry and Peter discovered the multiverse communication and travel. So now I’m also here to serve this spider community

Because just by peaking around, most of you need serious therapy.

So feel free to contact me at any time.

#ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

The one that's not a minor and isn't legally mine. Just because I'm dating his mom doesn't mean I'm his dad.

Alright let’s do this one last time.

I’m Ezekiel Sims, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 12 years I’ve been the one and only spiderman.

I fought a lot of villains, got my Masters in psychology, saved the city, retired from active spidermaning and emended up here.

Luckily I’m not need much anymore to the save the city. I get to focus on my practice and patients. My friends Harry and Peter discovered the multiverse communication and travel. So now I’m also here to serve this spider community

Because just by peaking around, most of you need serious therapy.

So feel free to contact me at any time.

#ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Honestly, this probably is just want I need. Because I want the kids and I to go to therapy but I do not trust therapists over here. So sure. But Harry aslo should go.

Alright let’s do this one last time.

I’m Ezekiel Sims, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last 12 years I’ve been the one and only spiderman.

I fought a lot of villains, got my Masters in psychology, saved the city, retired from active spidermaning and emended up here.

Luckily I’m not need much anymore to the save the city. I get to focus on my practice and patients. My friends Harry and Peter discovered the multiverse communication and travel. So now I’m also here to serve this spider community

Because just by peaking around, most of you need serious therapy.

So feel free to contact me at any time.

#ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

... Ez, why is there a fire and a Social worker?

@fog-weaver-of-nyc the babies are LATE to THE PARK ! drop everything and drive us to the PARK before they die of consumption. And bring everyone in your apartment too

#ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Alright, I needed a break anyway...

@fog-weaver-of-nyc the babies are LATE to THE PARK ! drop everything and drive us to the PARK before they die of consumption. And bring everyone in your apartment too

#ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

We've got stable dimension tech over here, so it's not hard for me to use that and a bit of magic to make a looking glass. I'll let you know what I find!

Cassie: I think I’m on SHIELD’s wanted list.

#harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

And you don't have a spider dad to protect you like we do. Uh, hm. Maybe I can look through the multiverse and see if I can't find a version of dad near you... If you want that is!

Cassie: I think I’m on SHIELD’s wanted list.

#harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Clint Barton aka Hawkeye, and his usual partner Natasha Romanov aka the black widow. Barton is a cuck sometimes though, and Nat is great. Otherwise Nick Fury is a stinky pirate man.

Cassie: I think I’m on SHIELD’s wanted list.

#harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Nah, shield agents generally are piss babies with like, two noted exceptions.

Cassie: I think I’m on SHIELD’s wanted list.

#harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Oh finally! Welcome to the club, alt dimension sisters!

Cassie: I think I’m on SHIELD’s wanted list.

#harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Can I bring Jace, Bryce and Alpha if I promise to behave?

wedding invitation list proposal

by ez

pax, miles, vermin, kane. not october under ANY circumstances.

Odyssia BUT Specs too because I want to see them get violent

athena, thalia <- no ulterior motive.

2 elvis impersonators at least

morgan but they're disguised as an elvis impersonator so they don't have to talk to specs while he's getting eaten by piranhas

#harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

We're not invited aunt Ez 🥺

wedding invitation list proposal

by ez

pax, miles, vermin, kane. not october under ANY circumstances.

Odyssia BUT Specs too because I want to see them get violent

athena, thalia <- no ulterior motive.

2 elvis impersonators at least

morgan but they're disguised as an elvis impersonator so they don't have to talk to specs while he's getting eaten by piranhas

#harry ic

[fog-weaver-of-nyc]

Cat twinks.

sometimes sterling really does look like batman and im like ? jesus.

#ic